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    Body disposal challenge....

    Apparently at work they encourage us to think like criminals...

    so our new game is this:

    one body, stabbed, still warm (obviously murder, not suicide) you are given 2 million pounds and told to get rid of it any way you want...

    how do you do it without getting caught?

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    Industrial Incinerator.

    Sulphuric Acid. Make sure to stick around and collect the fat and any fillings.

    Pig Farm.
    :new_all_c

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    I don't want your shitty British currency. USD or do it yourself.

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    Rock grinder at a quarry. It'll grind the body into dust and put in multiple people's driveways.

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    Active volcano. If you got a couple million bucks, you can rent a helicopter and just drop it in.

    Deep fat fried!
    :new_all_c

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    eat it!

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    Nice plan, mav! Cost effective too!

    edit: but what about the bones? you dont eat the bones too......do you?
    :new_all_c

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    Dump it in some politician's backyard.

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    What is your job exactly? Is this some office worker bullshit?

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    Wrap in plastic bags. Segment if neccesary. Destroy instrument used for segmenting. Wait for night. Drive to deep woods. Bury. Deep. Roll rocks on top of grave so no badgers, foxes or dogs will dig it up.

    Other than that: Cannibalism.

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