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    you brought us Crocodile Dundee, so you be quiet!

    I accept no responsibility for Crocodile Dundee. The actress was American, and most Australians have no kinship with that outback fantasy whatsoever. I will take responsibility for Mel Gibson, however, even though he was born in America. I suspect he was bitten by one of our many dangerous insects, and the poison has eaten most of his brain.

    But you don't hate us. You LOVE us! Come on admit it. You love America don't you?
    Let's say 'respect' instead of love. Some good things courtesy of the United States:

    *Music (courtesy of Black America)
    *The arts (film, theatre, visual art, including The Simpsons)
    *Academia (some excellent thinkers and writers)
    *National pride (you guys do blind patriotism very well)
    *Bill of rights (even though rights theory is dopey)

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    Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAYoung
    I accept no responsibility for Crocodile Dundee. The actress was American, and most Australians have no kinship with that outback fantasy whatsoever. I will take responsibility for Mel Gibson, however, even though he was born in America. I suspect he was bitten by one of our many dangerous insects, and the poison has eaten most of his brain.



    Let's say 'respect' instead of love. Some good things courtesy of the United States:

    *Music (courtesy of Black America)
    *The arts (film, theatre, visual art, including The Simpsons)
    *Academia (some excellent thinkers and writers)
    *National pride (you guys do blind patriotism very well)
    *Bill of rights (even though rights theory is dopey)

    Any more suggestions?
    Pizza, no wait that was Italians
    Television, no wait that was the French
    Tacos, crap! no that was the Mexicans
    Air Planes!!! yes! yes! Kitty Fucking Hawk!!!!

    WE ROCK!!!

    USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!
    USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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    And they say Americans can't understand irony.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAYoung
    And they say Americans can't understand irony.
    huh? Irony? I don't understand.
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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    hey, you don't have to accept responsibility for Paul Hogan. that's not how it works. you think i wanna accept responsibility for Bush? yet.. i still get blaimed. gotta take the good with the bad. mate.

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    Rhamma, i think he meant ironing. you know those crazy aussies spell like the crazy brits.

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    huh? Irony?
    It must be nice to know that someone across the other side is laughing with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaverickZ
    hey, you don't have to accept responsibility for Paul Hogan. that's not how it works. you think i wanna accept responsibility for Bush? yet.. i still get blaimed. gotta take the good with the bad. mate.
    Fine. I'll accept Hogan.

    If you accept Fang Shen Do.
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    Repeat Joke

    In Heaven all the:

    cooks are French

    police are English

    mechanics are German

    administrators are Swiss

    lovers are Italian

    entertainers are American



    In Hell all the:

    cooks are English

    police are German

    mechanics are French

    administrators are Italian

    lovers are Swiss

    entertainers are American
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAYoung
    Fine. I'll accept Hogan.

    If you accept Fang Shen Do.
    that's CANADA!!!

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