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    The Top Ten Reasons To Take TKD

    Ok, here's my top ten list of reason why you should take Tae Kwon Do.

    10. you like pissing money away at Mcdojo's

    9. you like wearing a helmet and chest protector.

    8. You think Muay Thai and BJJ is for fags, because every TKD fag knows that a black belt can control distance at will.

    7. you like fighting with your hands down

    6. you like to get your ass kicked at least once a week

    5. You like ***** point fighting.

    4. you like sigining up right away for the 2 year blackbelt program.

    3. you think that after a couple of classes you'll be able to fight like Neo in the Matrix, but you soon discover that kicks don't work in a headlock.

    2. you like to masterbate while crying in the dark.

    1. you want fries with your blackbelt

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    You do karate.

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    Mally, you are new here right?

    I have decided that I do not like you.

    Not because you say that TKD sucks, which it does, but because this thread is such a shitty, unoriginal ripoff of the "10 reasons-XMA" thread.

    Die.

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    I take a blend of Ju-Jitsu and Karate. The Karate I take is more along the lines of Kickboxing (although we call it Goju for some reason).

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    I created the Top ten reasons to take XMA, so I guess I'm just ripping off my own post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    I take a blend of Ju-Jitsu and Karate. The Karate I take is more along the lines of Kickboxing (although we call it Goju for some reason).

    Huh what? Where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    Ok, here's my top ten list of reason why you should take Tae Kwon Do.

    10. you like pissing money away at Mcdojo's

    9. you like wearing a helmet and chest protector.

    8. You think Muay Thai and BJJ is for fags, because every TKD fag knows that a black belt can control distance at will.

    7. you like fighting with your hands down

    6. you like to get your ass kicked at least once a week

    5. You like ***** point fighting.

    4. you like sigining up right away for the 2 year blackbelt program.

    3. you think that after a couple of classes you'll be able to fight like Neo in the Matrix, but you soon discover that kicks don't work in a headlock.

    2. you like to masterbate while crying in the dark.

    1. you want fries with your blackbelt

    So does this thread have a point to it at all?

    Oh yeah.. and you do Cobra Kai Karate... so yeah. Shut the **** up. And you should already fucking know by now that XMA is t3h d3adly... dumbass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TKDer
    So does this thread have a point to it at all?

    Oh yeah.. and you do Cobra Kai Karate... so yeah. Shut the **** up. And you should already fucking know by now that XMA is t3h d3adly... dumbass.
    I think you fall under reason number 2.:jihad: :tongue1:

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    style bashing will eventually get you hated.

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    mad mally, apparently you think your style is bad ass...

    you wouldnt call a guy "pizza face" if your face was covered in zits right?

    so you saying that practicioners of other styles suck, implying that you are t3h Bada$$.
    a video of your school would be nice... perhaps a throwdown??

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