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    Hey everyone, as you can probably tell, I'm new here, and I hate the average McDojo with a passion.

    I was curious as to what everyone thinks of Matt Furey. I've been around his website a bit, and I'll agree that he sounds like he would sell a refrigerator to an eskimo, but on the other hand what he markets in Combat Conditioning seems legit(I remember seeing some of the Hindu exercises in Tao of JKD).

    Anyway, since I don't know myself what to think of him and his stuff, I thought I'd ask you guys another side of the story than what his website provides.
    "The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."

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    you realize you're just inviting people to flame him?

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    Flame? Whasthat?

    You want to know what sounds good?
    A flame broiled whopper with cheese Mmmmmm......YUMMY!!<img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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    you realize you're just inviting people to flame him?

    What are you worried about? It's your specialty, dude.

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    I'm not worried about anything, I just inform people that flames might start flying.

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    Furey is the ultimate Snake Oil salesman of the martial arts. Whether he is skilled in the MA or not, and he has never stepped into the ring to prove anything. Oops, one competition in China . . . how far out of the country will he go the next time he fights just so he can claim he won something???

    Hey Matt, do something, somewhere in your own country . . . or atleast compete in a competition that is outside a third-world country.

    I can't believe I'm sharing these valuable mental masturbation techniques with you. After winning the Shui-chao world championships in China I wandered the countryside looking for the great martial arts masters and do you know what happened? I met a great Chinese master that wouldn't even touch his willy and he could ring a bell thirty feet away using his magnetic mindpower mental masturbation technique. Now, I've combined this great master's technique with secret masturbation techniques learned directly from Karl Crotch, I mean Gotch, into the greatest Mental MAsturbation technique guide ever created. Remember Karl Gotch is the man referred to by Farmer Burns as "the only man I ever saw do a six-foot hangman's drop connected to a rope by his penis alone." Incredible isn't it? And even though I can't believe I'm doing this for you, I will share my secret mental masturbation guide to the first 1000 friends who send me pictures of their dogs' buts (freshly shaved please) and a check for only $499.95. Now this offer won't last forever and I can't believe I am going to do this, but I will include a fresh bottle of my Chinese super self-capitulation lotion with the first fifty orders for only $39.95. Order today and get coupon for a travel pack of kleenexes absolutely free when you order my Mental Masturbation kit and my new "Secrets of selling your soul" for only $27.95. That's my Mental masturbation kit, my super self-capitulation lotion, and my new "Secrets of selling your soul" for only $567.85. This offer won't last, ORDER NOW!!!
    ADMIN, what happened to the Furey files????? We must educate the people!

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    All of Peedee and Choke's articles are in the Features->Articles section of the page. Look for the links up top.

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    I was referring to the Furey pictures that I submitted.

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    oh right! crap did you put up his pics Phrost???

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    Yeah, I think so.

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