Thread: Stupid Things MAists Say.
5/02/2006 9:41am, #11
Paraphrased from my old Bujinkan instructor when I asked him about groundfighting in the Bujinkan:
"Groundfighting is the same as stand-up, but on the ground".Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
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5/02/2006 9:59am, #12
A friend of mine talking about an aikido technique:
"It's kind of like setting them up on a blind date with Physics."
5/02/2006 10:11am, #13
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A few gems I'm sure you guys have heard:
Martial Arts are not about fighting.
Boxing is not a martial art.
Wrestling is not a martial art.
My art (insert MA of choice here) is complete.
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The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris
5/02/2006 10:20am, #14
5/02/2006 10:29am, #15
Ninjas are deadly.
5/02/2006 10:30am, #16
5/02/2006 10:31am, #17
It's in the form.
Everything's in the form.
You can learn all that BJJ stuff from Naihanchi.
See, this is the part where I get him in my guard and RNC him.
5/02/2006 10:44am, #18
"I'd just kick a boxer"You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.
5/02/2006 10:48am, #19
5/02/2006 11:00am, #20
"Martial arts are all about learning to avoid a confrontation"
"Karate only for defense"