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    Q: How many (Bujinkan) Ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: None. It doesn't matter if they sit in the dark, as long as they are still alive at the end of the day.

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    Q: How many Wing Chunners does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Ten. First guy changes the bulb. Three others argue is his balance between the legs right. Six others argue, did the first guys teacher really got lessons of Leung Ting.

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    Q: How many BJJ guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: One, but he has to submit 12 other guys in a homoerotic ritual of testoserone induced dominance to earn the right to change it.


    Besides, chaging a lightbulb might be fine in the UFC, but you don't want to change it on t3h str33t.

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    Q: How many Wing Chunners does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Four, each one to argue over who has the real _ight_ulb.

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    Q - How many Mcdojo students does it take to change a light bulb?

    A - One, to find out the hard way that's his style won't prevent him from getting his arse handed to him in real life situation that he 'trained for' before he gets a chance to change to light bulb.

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    Kali: Quit hitting the F**ing lightbulbs with those sticks!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
    I would so do Buttsecks.

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    How many judoka does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Trick question: lightbulb changing was prohibited from use in competition in the 1980s.

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    Q: How many Fang Shen Do sifus does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: One to hold it. The world then revolves around him and screws it in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shawarma
    Q: How many Fang Shen Do sifus does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: One to hold it. The world then revolves around him and screws it in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NecroFiend
    Q - How many Mcdojo students does it take to change a light bulb?

    A - One, to find out the hard way that's his style won't prevent him from getting his arse handed to him in real life situation that he 'trained for' before he gets a chance to change to light bulb.

    I always thought the answer was 50, each paying 200.00 a month plus 100.00 a month in the lightbulb club to learn how to do it in less then 1 year.

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