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    Martial Arts lightbulb jokes

    OK, I'll start:

    Q: How many Wing Chunners does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: None, it takes ten years to change.

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    Q. How many aikidoka does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A. One, as long as it grabs his wrist.

    Q. How many aikidoka does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A. Two. One to hold it in place, and another to whirl in perfect circles around it.

    Q. How many karateka does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A. They did not use lightbulbs in Okinawa. You must have a straw fire fed by slowly-aged sake.
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    Q: How many (Bujinkan) Ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: One (Nagato) to actually do it, and the rest to take credit for it.
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    Q: How many (Bujinkan) Ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: Three, one to manipulate the kukan, one to capture the feeling, and one to sit in the dark and say that it would have changed on t3h str33t.

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    Q. How many RBSD-fantasy warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A. Well, it wouldn't really be fair to say the lightbulb is the problem. More accurately, a lightbulb is part of the problem and contributes to it. By "the problem," I mean that of the countless lighting opportunities and curricula available, too many consider themselves the answer to the question, "How do I prepare myself for success in a room lit by fluorescent lamps?" Too many of these self-proclaimed solutions are incomplete, misguided, or nearly-there. Among these are lightbulbs. Lightbulbs fail to prepare their adherents for darkness for three reasons: failure of mindset, failure of strategy, and failure of tactics.

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    Q: How many karateka does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: None, our chamberd punch leads up to changing the lightbulb.

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    Q: How many Kung-fu men does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: None, the rules won't let them change it.

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    How many aikidoka does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, we dont change the light bulb, we blend with it.

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    Q: How many Phil Elmores does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Why change it when you have a flashlight?

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    Q: How many TKD guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Two, one Japanese guy to change it, and one Korean to say he changed it 2000 years ago.

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