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  1. DAYoung is offline
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    Dear SPRUIKINGFORGOD, my daughter wants a baby real bad but doesn't want to go to the time and mess of having actual sex with a sweaty teen boy.

    Is there any way you could arrange a divine porking? (preferably as she slumbers in the velvety contours of her vestal mattress)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reese
    Dear SPRUIKINGFORGOD, my daughter wants a baby real bad but doesn't want to go to the time and mess of having actual sex with a sweaty teen boy.

    Is there any way you could arrange a divine porking? (preferably as she slumbers in the velvety contours of her vestal mattress)
    Done. I appeared to your little Danae as a glistening stream of semen.

    *smokes cigarette*
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    You idiot! you impregnated my FOUR YEAR OLD???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reese
    You idiot! you impregnated my FOUR YEAR OLD???
    Don't call your Lord an idiot. 'Idiot' is Greek, and I speak Hebrew (I had the New Testament translated). Plus, I'm actually very civic-minded.
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    Little Danae is actually a bassett hound.

    All the puppies will be named Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reese
    Little Danae is actually a bassett hound.

    All the puppies will be named Jesus.
    Jesus: sniffing out sinners since the year 1AD.

    "If you **** on the floor one more time I'll nail you to a cross."
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    did your how to be funny kit break in the mail before it reached your mountain retreat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reese
    did your how to be funny kit break in the mail before it reached your mountain retreat?
    Fucking eBay.
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    "Jesus, after training His crucifix defense for almost two thousand years, is ready to kick your asses. He won't fail this time... The Holy Bible Episode CCCXXXIII: Return of the Christ, now in Churches."
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