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    Female karate brown belt knocks out attacker

    http://www.kusa.com/acm_news.aspx?OS...7-c589c01ca7bf

    2 years for a brown belt, so that's a 3 year black belt probably. most would call that bullshido, no?

    strangely enough, it's worked for this girl. good for her.

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    HA!And people say that learning katas and basics is a waste of time.

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    The Fark boards have some interesting thoughts on this matter:

    If they don't hand out the belts, the kids get whiny and the parents start complaining. classic "grade inflation" effect.
    Bogus story. Knocking a guy out isn't about belt color, it's about power; mass + velocity. That girl looks to be right around 5'2" and 110-115lbs, so if she attacked a jockey or David Spade, then yeah, OK. Otherwise, doubt it.
    To the Kung Fu guy who says they give 'em out like candy : Not all kinds of karate give 'em out like candy. I'm bettin' this girl (who I believe, see next numerical entry) is in to "tae kwon do" or, as I call it, "jump and scream a bit for a month and then tell your friends you know how to kick ass and break boards and stuff." Meh.
    I've got no problems with little girls beating up older guys (despite the fact that I've got a feeling this story was made up, or at least SEVERELY exaggerated), but to toss out a brown belt after two years of training means this girl is either a ridiculously awesome prodigal child, or that McDojo is totally debasing the value of a real brown belt.
    A brown belt after only two years? What crappy style is she studying?
    'Nuff said!

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    Please refrain from ruining a good discussion thread with juvenile insults. This is your one warning.

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    I don't think she really knocked the guy out or else she wouldn't have needed to run away and they would have found the guy.

    Besides, t3h r34l self-defense is, if you knock the guy to the ground and he's a bit dazed, you wanna stomp on his head a few times so that it's harder for him to just get up and chase you.
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    Please refrain from ruining a good discussion thread with juvenile insults. This is your one warning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaverickZ
    are you still upset over finding out i'm your real daddy? it's cool. i fucked her in the ass, not my fault some dripped down there.
    Another potentially wonderful thread ruined by terrible imagery.

    Relevant to the subject, is there any evidence that the girl KOed the guy aside from her word?

    The police say they haven't found anyone yet so the possibility that this never happened is still up in the air. I'm not saying that it didn't, but it is possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehDeadlyDimMak
    Another potentially wonderful thread ruined by terrible imagery.

    Relevant to the subject, is there any evidence that the girl KOed the guy aside from her word?

    The police say they haven't found anyone yet so the possibility that this never happened is still up in the air. I'm not saying that it didn't, but it is possible.
    in all honesty, i think there's more truth in me being HJL's father than this chick beating up any attacker.

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    C'mon, we all know what happened. The dreaded kick in the junk, then she ran like hell, and embellished it into the climactic battle being described by the news.

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    It's a great way to promote your dojo, though. Not that that I'm definitely saying it wasn't real.

    Still, has anybody met a tough paedophile? They don't call it 'nonce bashing' for nothing, you know.
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