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    TKD is the supreme form of karate.

    You have left me no choice.....

    TKD vs. Karate

    TKD vs karate again

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    you can tell yilmaz is TKD cuz he falls down a lot, especially when his kicks miss
    I think it was two ninjas taped together, to make one GIANT NINJA!!!!

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    I was going to give ten reasons for TKD that was actually funny but the feeling passed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maestro Nobones
    you can tell yilmaz is TKD cuz he falls down a lot, especially when his kicks miss
    Turkish fighter with japanese topknot = Supreme TKD Master

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    Ok, here's my top ten list of reason why you should take Tae Kwon Do.

    10. you like pissing money away at Mcdojo's

    9. you like wearing a helmet and chest protector.

    8. You think Muay Thai and BJJ is for fags, because every TKD fag knows that a black belt can control distance at will.

    7. you like fighting with your hands down

    6. you like to get your ass kicked at least once a week

    5. You like ***** point fighting.

    4. you like sigining up right away for the 2 year blackbelt program.

    3. you think that after a couple of classes you'll be able to fight like Neo in the Matrix, but you soon discover that kicks don't work in a headlock.

    2. you like to masterbate while crying in the dark.

    1. you want fries with your blackbelt
    You know what, it doesn't look like this in all countries.

    10. Here, training is inexpensive and many dojangs are non-profit.

    9. Yes, if you talk specifically about WTF TKD sparring rules. But WTF is not the same as TKD. No one is preventing you from sparring TKD full-contact/without protection.

    8. I don't know any TKD practitioner who thinks BJJ or Muay Thai are "for fags".

    7. The WTF! Not TKD as a whole.

    6. Ehh, no... Because most of us do not get involved in street fights or fight MMA matches. And if someone jumps me do you think I will stick to sparring rulesets or use fancy jumping kicks? Seriously, you are dumb.

    5. I don't.

    4. Never, ever, ever heard of a "black belt program" in my country (in fact in no other country than USA).

    3. I think that if you think you'll have a chance on the ground against a grappler with only TKD (or any other stand-up MA at all) experience, you are disillusioned in general. But basically, I train because I enjoy training and not because I expect to fight on the streets or in MMA matches, so...

    2. Original. You are great!

    1. Again... A.M.E.R.I.C.A.

    Basically whatever USA touches turns to commercialized crap. Not that Americans are bigger idiots than anyone else, but with your huge cities and big population there's a market for everything and someone is bound to exploit it. So don't worry, once Goju Ryu gets really popular in the states, it will be destroyed, along with Muay Thai and BJJ. Soon there'll be plenty of BJJ McDojo's around, don't fool yourself. Have you noticed there are already idiots incorporating belts in Muay Thai and MMA? You don't see a warning signal there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yaaaaaaaaargh!!
    You know what, it doesn't look like this in all countries.

    10. Here, training is inexpensive and many dojangs are non-profit.

    9. Yes, if you talk specifically about WTF TKD sparring rules. But WTF is not the same as TKD. No one is preventing you from sparring TKD full-contact/without protection.

    8. I don't know any TKD practitioner who thinks BJJ or Muay Thai are "for fags".

    7. The WTF! Not TKD as a whole.

    6. Ehh, no... Because most of us do not get involved in street fights or fight MMA matches. And if someone jumps me do you think I will stick to sparring rulesets or use fancy jumping kicks? Seriously, you are dumb.

    5. I don't.

    4. Never, ever, ever heard of a "black belt program" in my country (in fact in no other country than USA).

    3. I think that if you think you'll have a chance on the ground against a grappler with only TKD (or any other stand-up MA at all) experience, you are disillusioned in general. But basically, I train because I enjoy training and not because I expect to fight on the streets or in MMA matches, so...

    2. Original. You are great!

    1. Again... A.M.E.R.I.C.A.

    Basically whatever USA touches turns to commercialized crap. Not that Americans are bigger idiots than anyone else, but with your huge cities and big population there's a market for everything and someone is bound to exploit it. So don't worry, once Goju Ryu gets really popular in the states, it will be destroyed, along with Muay Thai and BJJ. Soon there'll be plenty of BJJ McDojo's around, don't fool yourself. Have you noticed there are already idiots incorporating belts in Muay Thai and MMA? You don't see a warning signal there?
    So what ever made up land you are from TKD doesn't suck. Its ok keep believing that. Then maybe you'll turn 15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kikkoman
    TKD pwns goju karate!!!!!!!


    :headbang:
    I do GoJu-Jitsu not Karate.

    We get a lot of former TKD students trying us out for some reason. Several TKD BB's are members.

    This is what happens almost every time a TKD persons spars with us the first time.

    TKD'er - Lots of wild kicks
    Goju'er - Keeps hands up and uses pointy part of elbows to smash kicking legs, shoot in, take' em down, get side control, submit. End of story

    However once they learn to, sprawl, clinch, throw, grapple and keep their hands up the former TKD'ers are pretty good.

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    Someone needs to do a study as to why more hot chicks train TKD then any other martial art. What is the attraction? Is it the flexibility? Is it the non-contact?

    Perhaps its just straight advertising methods....
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally

    9. you like wearing a helmet and chest protector.
    At my old Dojang, many moons ago, we only wore foot and hand pads, with a groin guard if you were a man. Gumshields were optional.

    The problem with groin guards, though, is that sometimes a testicle can slip through and get wedged between the plastic and the thigh. I need not go into what happened to one poor man during a class as a result of this. I'm just glad it wasn't me.

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    6. you like to get your ass kicked at least once a week
    This is true. I was crap at full contact sparring as I wasn't that good to begin with and the teacher kept putting me against psycho blue belts. The crap that TKD boosts your confidence is, well, crap.

    Mind you, there was this pillock black belt who did lots of useless flying spinning kicks, which meant even I could have had him in midair. But I didn't want to in case I got into trouble.

    I found myself fighting off the urge to grapple or tackle people during sparring too. Looking back at it, I think my sub-consciousness was trying to tell me to jack it in and do Judo or wrestling. But we're all wise after the event, hmm?

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    2. you like to masterbate while crying in the dark.
    I once caught my brother (highest TKD ranking: green belt) wanking to a No Doubt video. Does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    Ok, here's my top ten list of reason why you should take Tae Kwon Do.
    Read as: I'm an idiot.

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    10. you like pissing money away at Mcdojo's
    You'd learn more about Taekwondo going to the neighborhood sooljip, ordering three bottles of Chamisul, and then trying to hit on girls.

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    9. you like wearing a helmet and chest protector.
    In general, I try not to get girls pregnant.

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    8. You think Muay Thai and BJJ is for fags, because every TKD fag knows that a black belt can control distance at will.
    Muay Thai has tranny fighters.

    BJJ guys roll around hugging each other and getting sweaty.

    I spend my time practicing techniques like "Young Maiden Hides Cucumber".

    You do the math.

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    7. you like fighting with your hands down
    This is largely because of a misinterpretation of an ancient Taekwondo text that actually explains why TKD fighters bounce when they fight. It's not "hands down...", it's

    "G's up, ho's down, all you muthafuckers bounce to this."

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    6. you like to get your ass kicked at least once a week
    If I go a week without getting ass...it's been a bad week...

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    5. You like ***** point fighting.
    Like? I love point fighting with pussies.

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    4. you like sigining up right away for the 2 year blackbelt program.
    I remember the Black Belt program...I was a wee Auslander then...just beginning to learn about maidens and cucumbers...

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    3. you think that after a couple of classes you'll be able to fight like Neo in the Matrix, but you soon discover that kicks don't work in a headlock.
    Three whole movies and Yuen Woo Ping still couldn't make him look like he knew kung fu...sigh...

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    2. you like to masterbate while crying in the dark.
    Man....it's been years since I had a self-induced orgasm...

    Quote Originally Posted by mad_mally
    1. you want fries with your blackbelt
    Don't forget the shake.

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