How about this one? Point fighting with cute little hotties can be a heck of a lot more fun than rolling with big sweaty monsters.
Your not much better mally, as we've gone over many times 99.9% of karate is rubbish.
Coyote I decided if I ever meet you I am going to punch you in the face for your avatar. Then we can get a beer.
Originally Posted by Coyote
I recieved inexpensive training at a college club.
Originally Posted by mad_mally
Headgear, yes. Chest protector? What are you, five? Adults don't wear that ****.
9. you like wearing a helmet and chest protector.
Styles don't kick other styles asses, people kick other people's asses.
8. You think Muay Thai and BJJ is for fags, because every TKD fag knows that a black belt can control distance at will.
If I fought with my hands down, I'd catch a right hook to the face, and I'm not talking about a kick. But maybe that's just my club.
7. you like fighting with your hands down
I fight guys who can kick my ass, and when they can't kick my ass anymore, I go and find guys who can. I like it, it means I am getting better.
6. you like to get your ass kicked at least once a week
Point fighting is a good way to learn restrain. Plus, it takes alot of speed. Both of which are good things to have.
5. You like ***** point fighting.
Belts are political. Would I like to have a black belt? Sure. Do I have any illusions that it'll make me invincible... heh heh. Rank is pointless.
4. you like sigining up right away for the 2 year blackbelt program.
Neo's form was horrible, so this one is pretty much true.
3. you think that after a couple of classes you'll be able to fight like Neo in the Matrix, but you soon discover that kicks don't work in a headlock.
That sounds like a personal problem, and your personal experience. Why not save this sort of stuff for your shrink?
2. you like to masterbate while crying in the dark.
Mmm... fries. I better damn well get a dinner party celebration after I get my blackbelt.
1. you want fries with your blackbelt
The style haters are missing the point. I'll fight you regardless of how "badass" your martial art is. And if I win, it doesn't mean TKD is awesome, it means I beat your ass. And if I lose, it doesn't mean TKD sucks, it means you beat my ass. End of story.
TKD sucks, you suck. Go kill yourself.
Originally Posted by CNagy
So what ninja art is supposed to demoralize your oppoent to the point of suicide?
Originally Posted by KageKaze
Ok, here's my top ten list of reason why you should take Tae Kwon Do.
10. flexible women
9. flexible women
8. flexible women
7. flexible women
6. flexible women
5. flexible women
4. flexible women
3. flexible women
2. flexible women
1. flexible women
A perfectly valid point.
Originally Posted by Fearless Ukemi
Originally Posted by KageKaze
Only problem is that I'm under the drinking age.
How about this:
1. You punch me.
2. You get drunk.
3. I set you up with a Saint Loui hooker named "Bubba".
4. When he's done with you, I shave your head bald and print my name there as a sign of my victory.
5. You wake up, punch me, and the cycle repeats.
Taekwondo sucks. Just wanted to say that. Bye.
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