The Top Ten Reasons To Take TKD

**mad_mally** · Posted On: 4/28/2006 12:50pm

Ok, here's my top ten list of reason why you should take Tae Kwon Do.

10. you like pissing money away at Mcdojo's

9. you like wearing a helmet and chest protector.

8. You think Muay Thai and BJJ is for fags, because every TKD fag knows that a black belt can control distance at will.

7. you like fighting with your hands down

6. you like to get your ass kicked at least once a week

5. You like ***** point fighting.

4. you like sigining up right away for the 2 year blackbelt program.

3. you think that after a couple of classes you'll be able to fight like Neo in the Matrix, but you soon discover that kicks don't work in a headlock.

2. you like to masterbate while crying in the dark.

1. you want fries with your blackbelt

**Mjelva** · Posted On: 4/28/2006 12:55pm

You do karate.

**Coyote** · Posted On: 4/28/2006 12:57pm

Mally, you are new here right?

I have decided that I do not like you.

Not because you say that TKD sucks, which it does, but because this thread is such a shitty, unoriginal ripoff of the "10 reasons-XMA" thread.

Die.

**mad_mally** · Posted On: 4/28/2006 12:58pm

I take a blend of Ju-Jitsu and Karate. The Karate I take is more along the lines of Kickboxing (although we call it Goju for some reason).

**mad_mally** · Posted On: 4/28/2006 1:02pm

I created the Top ten reasons to take XMA, so I guess I'm just ripping off my own post.

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 4/28/2006 1:03pm

Originally Posted by mad_mally

I take a blend of Ju-Jitsu and Karate. The Karate I take is more along the lines of Kickboxing (although we call it Goju for some reason).

Huh what? Where?

**TKDer** · Posted On: 4/28/2006 1:32pm

Originally Posted by mad_mally

Ok, here's my top ten list of reason why you should take Tae Kwon Do.

10. you like pissing money away at Mcdojo's

9. you like wearing a helmet and chest protector.

8. You think Muay Thai and BJJ is for fags, because every TKD fag knows that a black belt can control distance at will.

7. you like fighting with your hands down

6. you like to get your ass kicked at least once a week

5. You like ***** point fighting.

4. you like sigining up right away for the 2 year blackbelt program.

3. you think that after a couple of classes you'll be able to fight like Neo in the Matrix, but you soon discover that kicks don't work in a headlock.

2. you like to masterbate while crying in the dark.

1. you want fries with your blackbelt

So does this thread have a point to it at all?

Oh yeah.. and you do Cobra Kai Karate... so yeah. Shut the **** up. And you should already fucking know by now that XMA is t3h d3adly... dumbass.

**mad_mally** · Posted On: 4/28/2006 1:45pm

Originally Posted by TKDer

So does this thread have a point to it at all?

Oh yeah.. and you do Cobra Kai Karate... so yeah. Shut the **** up. And you should already fucking know by now that XMA is t3h d3adly... dumbass.

I think you fall under reason number 2.:jihad: :tongue1:

**broken fingers** · Posted On: 4/28/2006 1:56pm

style bashing will eventually get you hated.

**broken fingers** · Posted On: 4/28/2006 1:59pm

mad mally, apparently you think your style is bad ass...

you wouldnt call a guy "pizza face" if your face was covered in zits right?

so you saying that practicioners of other styles suck, implying that you are t3h Bada$$.
a video of your school would be nice... perhaps a throwdown??