from hearing all these stories, those deadly ninjas would think twice about attacking any of you in your sleep.

A Deadly ninjer walks in the dark, unlit room to accomplish his contract on the unsuspecting and sleeping man. The ninjer slowly creeps toward the bed, and he finally gets within stabbing distance of the man. As the ninjer slowly unsheaths his knife and gets ready to strike...

"FLYING JUJIGATAME!!!" CRACK

The man promptly wakes up from the screams of pain of the ninjer. The man proceeds to stomp ninjer's brains out.