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  1. mad_mally is offline

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    Posted On:
    4/27/2006 11:53pm


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    The Top Ten Reasons To Take XMA!!!

    Top Ten Reasons to Take XMA classes


    Here it is, the top ten reasons to take XMA:

    10: you want the other kids at school to think you're hard.

    9. You like to wear silk pajamas.

    8. You like men...a lot.

    7. You like spikey hair and highlights.

    6. You like to do your hair while screaming at the mirror and listening to the theme to Mortal Kombat.

    5. You wanted to be a cheerleader but you're afraid of touching girls.

    4. You want to become a 6th Dan by the age of 16, I mean who needs to learn how to fight when you have rank and a cool looking gi.

    3. You enjoy dragon ball-Z re-runs/the thought of chi makes you hard.

    2. You are into zippers, and tight clothes.

    1. The other kids at school make fun of you a lot, and you cry for no reason.
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    Posted On:
    4/28/2006 8:31am


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    That was soooo me at twelve.
  3. mad_mally is offline

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    4/28/2006 11:03am


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    I think that most most of us at 12, except for the liking men...a lot.
  4. Rhamma is offline

    Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品

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    4/28/2006 11:07am


     Style: Okinawan Karate

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    11. You are too fucking gay to really fight, but you want people to think you can.

    12. You are so fucking gay that you want a womans hair do, and performances can be you excuse.

    13. You are homosexual and not talented enough for musical theater.
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!
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    4/28/2006 11:32am


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    Here the one reason not to do that ****:

    i think that musical kata is one of the worst things that could happen to the martial arts. Noy only does it take away from the seriousness of the art, but it also gives children a false sensce of what they are "studying". Martial arts is not meant to be a fun entertaining passtime event, it is a hard life of training hard. Not just sweating for a few hours a night, but there is also the conditioning that HAS to be present in order for ideas and techniques to be effetive.

    I absolutely believe that you will not be able to teach to anyone or anyone be able to learn how to keep themselves from being kidnaped, raped and/or murdered by learning how to do some cheesee dance routine.

    Everytime i see one of these kids doing musical katas, i can only turn my back and hang my head in shame.

    And the excuse that "it's for the kids" really dosen't fly. I think that we all know that the only reason these things have been implimented into the martial arts, is because it brings more kids (money) into the school.
  6. Mjelva is offline
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    Posted On:
    4/28/2006 12:08pm


     Style: BJJ, Judo

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    Shut your dirty mouth, aikidobunny.
    You're in a glass house.
  7. broken fingers is offline
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    4/28/2006 12:17pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mjelva
    Shut your dirty mouth, aikidobunny.
    You're in a glass house.
    LMAO!!!

    aaaaaaaaaaah,

    my stomach hurts now...
  8. Goju - Joe is offline
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    I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it

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    Posted On:
    4/28/2006 12:18pm

    Join us... or die
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    AIkido to music would be cool

    They could use this guy's stuff

  9. mad_mally is offline

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    Posted On:
    4/28/2006 12:42pm


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    I think I'm going to post my top ten reasons to take TKD.
  10. Rhamma is offline

    Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品

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    4/28/2006 12:45pm


     Style: Okinawan Karate

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    Perfect Akido music

    This is the perfect music to do Akido to no question!

    http://www.angelfire.com/retro/crnr4...oulinRouge.wav
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!
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