XMA???

**Spyda** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 8:48am

Hmm, maybe this shoulda gone into the Bullshido forum but, I've been web surfing and i keep runnin into all these "XMA" (X-tream Martial Arts) pages, and i've been wonderin......... DOES ANYONE EVEN GO TO THESE CLASSES? dont get it twisted, i respect those who can do all the flips, rolls, etc. but to try and pass it off as its own MA is the dumbest thing i've ever heard of.

maybe i'm bein kinda harsh,If anyone has been to or ever seen one of these classes, plz educate me on how it works.

**Spyda** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 8:49am

one of many websites: http://www.xmarevolution.com/phpnuke/index.php

**Rhamma** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 9:07am

Originally Posted by Spyda

Hmm, maybe this shoulda gone into the Bullshido forum but, I've been web surfing and i keep runnin into all these "XMA" (X-tream Martial Arts) pages, and i've been wonderin......... DOES ANYONE EVEN GO TO THESE CLASSES? dont get it twisted, i respect those who can do all the flips, rolls, etc. but to try and pass it off as its own MA is the dumbest thing i've ever heard of.

maybe i'm bein kinda harsh,If anyone has been to or ever seen one of these classes, plz educate me on how it works.

Harsh? No my friend. XMA is FUCKING STOOOOOOPID!!

**FictionPimp** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 10:14am

I went to my nephews ATA tkd tourney. They had XMA going on there with kids doing chromed staff katas and flips and ****. The kids had a great time. The funny thing was the fully grown men doing this stuff to who let the dogs out and that song that goes 'Let the body's hit the floor'. It was the gayest thing I had ever seen. Well next to ATA sparing.

**Shaolinz** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 10:33am

Next time you find yourself wondering about XMA or talking to an XMA person.

1. Tell them they are doing a more entertaining version of gymnastics.
2. Ask them which they consider more extreme? UFC/PRIDE/Ect. or doing flips.
3. If they answer doing flips, immediately ask them to spar.
4. When they back down.. and they will back down (broken bones mean no flips for weeks) ask them how a flip is more extreme if they are willing to do that but unwilling to do a friendly spar?

***Plasma*** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 10:50am

XMA is fun to watch.

**Rhamma** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 10:58am

Originally Posted by KageKaze

XMA is fun to watch.

Reminds me of, and I can't find it Damn it, the two cyclists the get in a fight.

I mean the really skinny fuckers that start slapping each other. It was so funny!

That's what XMA reminds me of.

*If anyone has a link to that one plz post it.

**CanucKyokushin** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 11:00am

Originally Posted by KageKaze

XMA is fun to watch.

If I were standing behind you after you posted that. I would have slapped the back-side of your head.

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 11:27am

XMA is to martial arts what figure skating is to hockey.

**Lane** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 11:34am

Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin

If I were standing behind you after you posted that. I would have slapped the back-side of your head.

And I would have applauded.

Seriously Kage... your ninja senses should be tingling about the lameness of XMA. Hell, I'm nearly a year removed from active ninja duty and I still get the feeling.