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    How to be a ninja

    I found this little gem while screwing around at work and had to share.
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    the most accurate instruction on being a full-fledged ninja.

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    Here me thinking you had to be born into a clan. Silly me.

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    These days you can forget about being a ninja unless you're secretly a fox demon sealed inside the body of a 12 year old.
    Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all **** like that! -theoutsider

    Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

    The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

    dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

    Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
    I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
    what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone

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    thats freakin awesome. I gotta try it

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    I'm saddened to admit that this was a common occurance throughout my early childhood

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    That's old news, I've saw that a few years ago...

    but the relevance still stands.


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    NINJAS FOREVER!

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    That was actually quite anti-climactic since Ashida Kim has already mastered that transformation.

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    That's the realultimatepower right there.
    :google:

    Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.

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    Don't be too quick to trash, in a sandstorm it would be quite useful.

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