Bujinkan Videos of Disaster.

**Jebuyaga** · Posted On: 4/25/2006 9:49pm

Originally Posted by Virus

Points awarded for LARP factor, mechanised attack and ukes that turn to jelly apon contact. Bonus points for abusing the compliance of the uke to perfrom stuff that will get you killed in a real fight, along with a false sense of how easy real combat should be. The good thing about this game is that pretty much all the clips you find with meet this criteria. I'll start.

http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...o_taijutsu.mpg

http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...taijutsu_3.mpg

Taken from here: I'm afraid to see the gun disarms.
http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/pbd_103.htm

You should be.... What the **** was happening in #4?

Originally Posted by Mneme

I'm more afraid of the knife disarms...

I can see why.

***Plasma*** · Posted On: 4/25/2006 9:55pm

http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...ho_sword_2.mpg

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**Virus** · Posted On: 4/25/2006 10:07pm

Originally Posted by Matsufubu

This is so true it's scary. Bujinkan punches are beyond a joke. Ichi monji into lunging punch. God, it brings back painful memories. Bujinkan moves work brilliantly against other Bujinkan moves...which nobody would ever use.

I believe bujinkan training would be improved tenfold if it threw away the fucking lunge punch. It would be improved fivefold if you retracted your arm after doing a lunge punch.

That reminds me, I saw a guy I went to highschool with and we were talking about the martial arts we do. I said I did bujinkan and he said that he tried that but quit and turned to kickboxing becuase the strikes telegraphed. At the time I was a nutrider that thought he didn't see the hidden meaning and benefits behind doing shitty punches that will get you knocked out in a fight.

**Jebuyaga** · Posted On: 4/25/2006 10:14pm

I have faith in Mr Hatsumi, I think he's really smart. You see, first he slaps together a martial art so stupid only true morons will stay for any amount of time, in addition the techniques are all suicidal, so that if anyone ever tries them in a serious situation, they will die. Just giving Mr. Natural selection a (much needed) helping hand I guess...

**rino86** · Posted On: 4/25/2006 10:22pm

The ultimate martial art in defending yourself against lazy stoners!

**mad_mally** · Posted On: 4/25/2006 10:34pm

You'll block it every time!!! Rex- from Rex Kwon Do

**Binary** · Posted On: 4/25/2006 10:49pm

Booj should also include the highest and most deadly of all skills, guaranteed to kill a human being every time.

Seppuku.

**Jebuyaga** · Posted On: 4/25/2006 10:53pm

Or as that alien/robot whatever guy does when he stabs his sword through himself so that he can stab the guy behind him.

**Virus** · Posted On: 4/26/2006 4:01am

Kagekaze, that sword technique sucked the ass. A perfect example of style over effectivness.

A typical bujinkan technqiue, performed at a nice leasurely pace.
http://movies.kihon.com/feb08_03.avi

What the **** is this ****? I can't beleive I though bujinkan was the bomb becuase we did "multiple attackers":
http://movies.kihon.com/jandemo3.avi

LOL at ninjas:
http://movies.kihon.com/jandemo1.avi

You need to see this video, so funny. "I thought to myself OH ****! I'm gonna get kicked!, Look how expertly I can think on the fly and improvise!" Yeah you were in a lot of danger just then, I think you'll need trauma counselling now. (warning 37meg but worth it's meagabytes in disaster)
http://www.kaigozan.se/cgi-bin/load....ila_haddad.mpg

***Plasma*** · Posted On: 4/26/2006 8:30am

You need to see this video, so funny. "I thought to myself OH ****! I'm gonna get kicked!, Look how expertly I can think on the fly and improvise!" Yeah you were in a lot of danger just then, I think you'll need trauma counselling now. (warning 37meg but worth it's meagabytes in disaster)
http://www.kaigozan.se/cgi-bin/load....ila_haddad.mpg[/QUOTE]

That was the WORSE Oni Kudaki I EVER seen. OMGBBQLOLKTHANXBYE.

BTW I love how the last stabber from beind intentionally missed the her, then he put his leg in the "right" position for the technique.