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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus
    Points awarded for LARP factor, mechanised attack and ukes that turn to jelly apon contact. Bonus points for abusing the compliance of the uke to perfrom stuff that will get you killed in a real fight, along with a false sense of how easy real combat should be. The good thing about this game is that pretty much all the clips you find with meet this criteria. I'll start.

    http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...o_taijutsu.mpg

    http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...taijutsu_3.mpg

    Taken from here: I'm afraid to see the gun disarms.
    http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/pbd_103.htm
    You should be.... What the **** was happening in #4?


    Quote Originally Posted by Mneme
    I'm more afraid of the knife disarms...
    I can see why.

  2. #12
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    http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/li...ho_sword_2.mpg

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  3. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matsufubu
    This is so true it's scary. Bujinkan punches are beyond a joke. Ichi monji into lunging punch. God, it brings back painful memories. Bujinkan moves work brilliantly against other Bujinkan moves...which nobody would ever use.
    I believe bujinkan training would be improved tenfold if it threw away the fucking lunge punch. It would be improved fivefold if you retracted your arm after doing a lunge punch.

    That reminds me, I saw a guy I went to highschool with and we were talking about the martial arts we do. I said I did bujinkan and he said that he tried that but quit and turned to kickboxing becuase the strikes telegraphed. At the time I was a nutrider that thought he didn't see the hidden meaning and benefits behind doing shitty punches that will get you knocked out in a fight.

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    I have faith in Mr Hatsumi, I think he's really smart. You see, first he slaps together a martial art so stupid only true morons will stay for any amount of time, in addition the techniques are all suicidal, so that if anyone ever tries them in a serious situation, they will die. Just giving Mr. Natural selection a (much needed) helping hand I guess...

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    The ultimate martial art in defending yourself against lazy stoners!

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    You'll block it every time!!! Rex- from Rex Kwon Do

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    Booj should also include the highest and most deadly of all skills, guaranteed to kill a human being every time.


    Seppuku.

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    Or as that alien/robot whatever guy does when he stabs his sword through himself so that he can stab the guy behind him.

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    Kagekaze, that sword technique sucked the ass. A perfect example of style over effectivness.

    A typical bujinkan technqiue, performed at a nice leasurely pace.
    http://movies.kihon.com/feb08_03.avi

    What the **** is this ****? I can't beleive I though bujinkan was the bomb becuase we did "multiple attackers":
    http://movies.kihon.com/jandemo3.avi

    LOL at ninjas:
    http://movies.kihon.com/jandemo1.avi

    You need to see this video, so funny. "I thought to myself OH ****! I'm gonna get kicked!, Look how expertly I can think on the fly and improvise!" Yeah you were in a lot of danger just then, I think you'll need trauma counselling now. (warning 37meg but worth it's meagabytes in disaster)
    http://www.kaigozan.se/cgi-bin/load....ila_haddad.mpg

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    You need to see this video, so funny. "I thought to myself OH ****! I'm gonna get kicked!, Look how expertly I can think on the fly and improvise!" Yeah you were in a lot of danger just then, I think you'll need trauma counselling now. (warning 37meg but worth it's meagabytes in disaster)
    http://www.kaigozan.se/cgi-bin/load....ila_haddad.mpg[/QUOTE]


    That was the WORSE Oni Kudaki I EVER seen. OMGBBQLOLKTHANXBYE.

    BTW I love how the last stabber from beind intentionally missed the her, then he put his leg in the "right" position for the technique.

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