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    Wing Chun vs Plane Hijackers

    http://www.wt-schulen-sbr-sls.de/Neu...MFLUGZEUG.mpeg

    Is there anything else to be said? I mean, the first defense consists of chan punching a man armed with a knife, starting at very close quarters, without bothering to control his knife hand.

    Incidentally, I got this here.

    http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/sho...513#post529513

    This is beyond sad, this is delusional. OK, Wing Chun is mostly a dead horse here, but this brings things to a whole new level of stupidity.

    PS: did a search, found nothing, if this was posted before I apologise.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats

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    wow, so incedibley awful. I put that up there with Dillman telling children they can form and throw chi balls. Someone is going to get killed.

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    Luckily fot those people cool music comes on to tell them when to ATTACK!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoJu - Joe
    Luckily fot those people cool music comes on to tell them when to ATTACK!!!!
    fortunatley MI:III music is in "th3 am3r1can" and the terrorists don't recognize the WC theme song.

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    I particularly enjoyed the post replying to you -

    Quote Originally Posted by yipman_sifu
    Hey Lawyer. My Sifu Mannes just shows a demonstration of controling the weapon, can't you see it?!. Regarding the girl, I don't really understand German which is being said at the begining by the Sifu, but I am sure that my sifu knows what he is showing.
    He fails to realise there is no controlling of the weapon demonstrated until after she has "responded" with chain-punch-o-rama, and that what control there was seemed inadequate in addition to not being the first response. But it's all right and will work because sifu says so.

    WC ist der furchtbar.

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    It´s a bit like religion, really.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats

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    Scientology.

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    I like how grown men automatically assume a fetal position as soon as a Chunner grabs them gently by the neck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WingChun Lawyer
    It´s a bit like religion, really.

    Nah, wing chun never hurt anybody....:cachas:

    As for that fetal position induced by mang geng sao...well I'm not going to explain the dim mak secrets of wing chun to you! They are just too deadly.

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    The best thing to do if you fly is take 3 rolls of nickles and put them in a fanny pack along with a spair set of tube socks. easy to get through the checkpoints with that. At the first sign of the terroirst beating the **** out of the WC stewardess, put the rolls of change in the tube sock and commence to knock the teath of the WC girl as a message to the terroist that you mean business.

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