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    My new favourite title...

    I was pretty sure I'd heard most things that people come up with by now, but certified warlord has to be a new one.

    I just find it funny that a middle aged store owner in the midlands thinks hes genghis khan...:laughing7

    http://www.streetwiseweb.co.uk/index.html

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    Certified Warlord (Only 26 outside of Japan)

    The other 25 can be found at the park larping.

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    "Stranger Danger"? What, like don't take strange mens' candy? I learnt that for free!!

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    INSTRUCTORS
    The founder and senior instructor at Streetwise, Mr. Richard A Farmer HOF. WBOB. IBU, is one of the UKs top martial arts instructors. Richard who is a 4th Degree / Dan Black belt in 3 Styles of Martial arts and 6th Degree in Te Ashi-Do also holds the following:

    Inducted into the Martial Arts Hall of Fame Which one?
    Full Member of the International Bodyguard Union here they are making bombs
    Full Member of World Board of Black beltWTF
    Certified Warlord (Only 26 outside of Japan)WTF
    Chief / Senior Instructor & Co-founder of the Te Ashi-do Jutsu system He is the Chief, senior instructor, and co-founder of the art he has a 6th degree in?
    Fully Qualified Instructor and Grading examiner
    Advanced Weapons Instructor City & Guilds in Teaching
    Referee in Semi, Light & Full contact
    Registered with the Association of Self-Protection Instructors
    Qualified First Aider
    Y.M.C.A Fitness instructor and Weights training Instructor
    NVQ Coach

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    ****, I live in the midlands. Is he mounting a campaign this summer? There's enough rape and pillage as it is, we don't looting as well.....

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    here's a picture of what a 'certified warlord' looks like...(only 1 outside of reality):

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoardHitBack
    ****, I live in the midlands. Is he mounting a campaign this summer? There's enough rape and pillage as it is, we don't looting as well.....

    Mabey you could just go kick his ass.

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    It does look like a McDojo. http://www.streetwiseweb.co.uk/2.html

    Adults pay 5 pr. class, each lasting an hour.

    But what is Te Ashi-Do Jutsu? More violation of the Japanese language?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shawarma
    It does look like a McDojo. http://www.streetwiseweb.co.uk/2.html

    Adults pay 5 pr. class, each lasting an hour.

    But what is Te Ashi-Do Jutsu? More violation of the Japanese language?

    Who cares about the violation of the language? How about the violation of the women that take this course?

    "Increase your Awareness & Improve your Confidence"


    No Level of Fitness required or Knowledge of Self-defence.
    Simple, Easy to Learn, but Effective Self-defence Techniques.
    Attending this course UK Hall of Fame Instructor 99/00
    Venue: Stevenage Rise, Grovehill, Hemel Hempstead.

    Time: (Includes short refreshment break)

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    LMAO @ "certified warlord". This is funny as ****. I want to put "Warlord by Osmosis" in my MA resume. I looked at his site, I can feel the war-lord-ness oozing into my every pore.

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