4/26/2006 3:27am, #221Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean
Besides, he doesn't practice any martial art and believes in the good ol' boy school of self defence; ie, a loaded gun.A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill
4/26/2006 4:23am, #222
Originally Posted by chris_ketchens
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4/27/2006 9:25am, #223Originally Posted by Patrick Hooley
4/27/2006 11:02am, #224Originally Posted by elnyka
They are pretty good but a bit overplayed on college campuses.
4/27/2006 1:44pm, #225
Here is why college rocks... last night I was talking to a good friend of mine who is a bartender and pledge mom for one of the sororitys...
I was bitching at her for being late to pick me up to go to dollar beer night at one of the bars and she said "Will you feel better if I sacrifice a virgin to you?"
One of her girls has decided to cash in her "V card" and it turns out I am the man for the job.
It really doesn't get better than that.And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.
4/27/2006 4:28pm, #226
Be gentle, you stud, you.Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .