why chicks dig wankers - evolutionary psychology

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 4/26/2006 3:27am

Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean

Sounds like a guy I would find to be hilarious.

If he does martial arts, you should invite him to Bullshido.

Yeah, he is funny, but it's in an entirely zen way. Most of the time the funniest things he says and does are completely right off the hip and are his really honest and true feelings. It's funny because it's pretty much the rudest thing you could think of anyone saying about anything. He'd probably call Jeff in the wheelchair from the above example a douchebag to his face even today. He's honest for damn sure, but, damn it, he certainly has a tendency to rub people the wrong way. Don't know how well he'd mix here. He's the kind of guy that would give the bird to a little old woman for cutting him off in traffic accidentally. Don't know how well he'd mesh here.

Besides, he doesn't practice any martial art and believes in the good ol' boy school of self defence; ie, a loaded gun.

**Patrick Hooley** · Posted On: 4/26/2006 4:23am

Originally Posted by chris_ketchens

He's the kind of guy that would give the bird to a little old woman for cutting him off in traffic accidentally.

I like him already.

**Wesker** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 9:25am

Originally Posted by Patrick Hooley

I read "Wesker" as "Wanker".

Oh, the hilarity.

I think I like 'Wanker" better. :ohyeah:

***JohnnyCache*** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 11:02am

Originally Posted by elnyka

WTF :) Where the heck did you find that one??? Or you have some Shakespeare in you??? :5dunce:

It's a band called sublime.

They are pretty good but a bit overplayed on college campuses.

**Greese** · Posted On: 4/27/2006 1:44pm

Here is why college rocks... last night I was talking to a good friend of mine who is a bartender and pledge mom for one of the sororitys...
I was bitching at her for being late to pick me up to go to dollar beer night at one of the bars and she said "Will you feel better if I sacrifice a virgin to you?"
One of her girls has decided to cash in her "V card" and it turns out I am the man for the job.

It really doesn't get better than that.