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    More importantly...

    Can anyone find any verification that he actually trained in Shotokunt?

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    Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldenJonas
    Like the mythical Samson, if you untuck one of JCVD's tank tops he looses his ability to do overly dramatic jump spin kicks.

    Seriously, can anyone find a picture of this Shotokan'tard where his mullatank top is not tucked in?
    You know that reminds me. I remeber seeing this group of "kroddy kidz" with there "Sinsay" and they were going into a movie as a group. They were not in uniforms or anything just shorts and tee shirts. The "Sinsay" was griping at a few of them to tuck in their shirts. "You should always tuck in your shirt" he said. He had on cargo shorts with his wife beater shirt tucked in.

    WTF? They were wearing shorts for Christ sake! Who the hell cares if they have their shirts untucked!
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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    A wife beater?

    Gay...

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    Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    A wife beater?

    Gay...
    muscle shirt?
    tank top?
    Those names don't sound Gay?
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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    No, they sound gay too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    No, they sound gay too.
    even worse are the tools who tuck in the old gold's and world gym tanks that tapper down the back and look like a fucking thong for your torso.

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    Yeah...anybody have any luck on unearthing Van Damme's training record?

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