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    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze
    I think ninjas killed his family or something, so now he has to hunt them down on internet forums and ridicule them.
    It's even worse than that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze
    TBH you guys don't really make it that hard for him.
    What does TBH stand for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAYoung
    Van Damme has the clap. Ergo: it can be transmitted between species.
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

    We need to get Rhamma to make a .gif that says "Sex with Van Damme = Beastiality"...

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    shinobi_jesus,

    Real Ninjutsu > DerAuslander > TKD > Monkey Kung Fu > a real monkey > ..... > a guy taking a piss > Bujinkan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    What does TBH stand for?
    To Be Honest. You need to work more on your acronymn fu. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by KageKaze
    shinobi_jesus,

    Real Ninjutsu > DerAuslander > TKD > Monkey Kung Fu > a real monkey > ..... > a guy taking a piss > Bujinkan.
    Dude, I should totally star in my own anime..."Great Ninja Slayer Auslander!"...who wants to be in the live action version?

    Of course, we'll all end up being played by Japanese people anyone...

    And the 4channers will have another reason to clutch my scrotal sack...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze
    To Be Honest. You need to work more on your acronymn fu. :P
    So sorry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shinobi_jebus
    i think you know the answer too that question allready, anyway what use is it trying too talk down to a ninja when you do `korean karate`.

    Everyone is allowed to talk down to the **** that called itself the Bujinkan. Budo Taijutsu my ass. Bujinkan rolling sucks and your counter striking sucks. With that, you fail at the rest of the style. Hatsumi was and is a badass. However, you don't train like him nor his top shihan. You train like pathethic fucks like Seago and Lagare.

    You don't spar, you don't do technique on resistaning partner. Your technique sucks. I hate you and fucking curse your existance. I hope you die, I seriously do.

    One day, you'll run into a true practioner of Koto Ryu, on that day you'll know true NinpoTaijutsu.

    PS. Korean Karate = Korean Kyokushin. Look it up then cry.

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    Damn....that almost makes me pity the little ninjer...

    Ok, not.

    Korean Kyokushin....isn't that like, "Jello, welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department"?

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    Heh.

    The kunoichi certainly seemed to need plenty of my lovin...

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