ˇViva los Muertos!
Posted On:4/14/2006 1:19pm
An interesting factoid though:
While prostitution is illegal, it still exists in abundance in this country. Chicks, or female prostitutes are the most common obviously, but don't get paid as well as Ducks, or male prostitutes.
Unlike in the US, most guys here would be highly insulted by the idea of accepting money for sex or being compared to a gigolo/duck.
A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill
Posted On:4/14/2006 1:42pm
Wierd thought: You said that "Ducks" get paid more...do these "Ducks" work exclusively for female clients, or are they of the "Boyish Prostitute for Experimenting Businessmen"?
For some reason the idea of a prospering market of male prostitutes that service lonely women doesn't jive with my logic.
Posted On:4/15/2006 2:10am
First of all, it's not a prosperous market. Women are much more discriminating in what they are willing to pay for. The ones that do sell themselves as ducks are usually extremely good looking guys like 1/1000 good looking. Also, it's a rare chinese man that would be willing to take money for sex. Pay a woman to do it? No problem, accept money from a woman and be her rental property... not too damn likely.
Calling a guy a duck is considered fighting words. This place is not japan or thailand. If you think hispanic guys have a macho streak, then you need to hang out with some traditional home grown chinese guys while they are clear of the women folk.
Second, there probably aren't enough gay men in mainland china to make up a significan't percentage of business unless you live in a coastal city like shanghai. I've seen about a dozen or so ducks, all of them much better looking than me any day. I've seen probably 5 times as many female hookers and, honestly, most of them aren't that cute and have a tendency to get a little fat from hanging out in bars drinking beer all night every night.
Posted On:4/15/2006 2:17am
Please note, I am not not not pimping myself out for any kind of sex thing or something. This is just for humor value.
Style: Wu Style TCC + BJJ
Did your wife tell you that she listed you as an enthusiastic fan of the Communist Party?
Posted On:4/15/2006 2:18am
Oh definitely. It's one of my key selling points.
I'm shocked to see that you read chinese though.
Posted On:4/15/2006 2:19am
I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
Posted On:4/15/2006 2:35am
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Originally Posted by bodar
"Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news."
Only if prostitution's legal... she DID specify anything legal.
I think that was the best Family Guy joke ever.
What a creepy ************.
"No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal
Posted On:4/15/2006 4:31am
Style: Short fat wimp style MMA
Originally Posted by chris_ketchens
all the bidders have women's names
Well that's got to be a little sweet revenge on the wife.
Does the listing mention you're married? You might just look like a possible green card to a lot of bidders.
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