Funny TKD commercial

**The Man** · Posted On: 4/15/2006 2:03pm

At least they are outside.

**Mr Han** · Posted On: 4/15/2006 10:18pm

Originally Posted by DerAuslander108

OK.

I fucking give up.

I'm going to open my own dojang.

What badly animated mythical being will you have appearing in your commercial?
Personally I'd go for a harpy.

I'll even start you off with a song (same catchy tune):
'DerAus TaeKwonDo centres,
False self-confidence,
(guitar riff)
Crappy self-defence,
(guitar riff)'

Can't think of any more lyrics. Need sleep.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 4/16/2006 9:59pm

Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt

Okay but if you're going to be president, owner and grandmaster can I be super magical Bo-Sabumnimgay (yah phonetics where never my strong suit.)

TKD:new_vampv

Sure.

In fact, I bet your ground grappling kata are better than mine.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 4/16/2006 9:59pm

Originally Posted by broken fingers

can i make the commercial?

Lemme see a proposal.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 4/16/2006 10:00pm

Originally Posted by The Man

At least they are outside.

They should have stayed in the closet.

**TKD Black Belt** · Posted On: 4/16/2006 10:07pm

Originally Posted by DerAuslander108

They should have stayed in the closet.

:lurk:

Shhh, they might be listening!

TKD

PS - Dude you're on! I'm working on a TKD UFC pattern titled RoyceShamSevern - The 48 movements represent Rorion's age when he first decided to for the UFC and the pattern ends on a left footed attack to symbolize Gerard Gourdeux's win over the big sumo dude.

**Rhamma** · Posted On: 4/16/2006 10:12pm

I drove by the spot where this thing was filmed yesterday. It is in an open area near a church on a college campus. It is a Methodist college and the open area in question is right across the street from this morons school.

I recognized the church in the background of the video.

I didn't see any dragon bones out there so he must have totally vaporized.

**Mr Han** · Posted On: 4/17/2006 10:25am

Originally Posted by Rhamma

I drove by the spot where this thing was filmed yesterday. It is in an open area near a church on a college campus. It is a Methodist college and the open area in question is right across the street from this morons school.

I recognized the church in the background of the video.

I didn't see any dragon bones out there so he must have totally vaporized.

But did you see any children bones?