MMA vs Kung-Fu

9chambers · Posted On: 8/20/2002 7:02pm

Someone should do this to Ashida Kim.

**PeedeeShaolin** · Posted On: 8/20/2002 7:34pm

Your average BJJ purple belt could do this to Ashida Kim.

"Do not become entranced by impractical or useless movements. Do not be categorized as one who "Learns all there is to know about less and less until he ends up learning everything there is to know about nothing." -Ed Parker

**Triangle** · Posted On: 8/21/2002 3:46am

WTF is Ashida Kim?

**Roidie McDouchebag** · Posted On: 8/21/2002 4:07am

A very powerful Ninja...

**Gezere** · Posted On: 8/21/2002 4:44am

&gt;Your average BJJ purple belt could do this to Ashida Kim.

HA!!! PD you are an uneducated fool to think BJJ can beat the HeiLung Flatcuent Fist!!!! You mortals can't understand the power!!!!! If BJJ and MMA were SOOOO tough why don't they pay the mear $10,000 fee to fight Kim TO THE DEATH!!! Why don't they do it? Because they are scared!!! And Poor!!! Poor and Scared means Kim wins!!!!

BOW DOWN AN RESPECT!!!!!!!!!

Choke knows the power of Kim. Choke has Sub Zero as his avatar and sub zero would be a NOVICE under Kim!!!

Ask Mercius, Kim will beat anyone because he is a ninja and ninjas flip out and kill everyone in site. Ninjas are cool and by cool I mean TOTALLY SWEET!!! Only a NINJA and stop a NINJA!!!! Your .45 is worthless!!!

Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!

Edited by - Asia on August 21 2002 08:48:49

**Triangle** · Posted On: 8/21/2002 5:28am

*Maniacally laughs self off chair and hits head on corner of desk* - May respond when conscious.

Edited by - Triangle on August 21 2002 11:37:05

**Royal Dragon** · Posted On: 8/21/2002 8:49am

"Kim will beat anyone because he is a ninja and ninjas flip out and kill everyone in site"

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Umm .....er.......Asia?? Aren't Ninjas those Black costumed guys in the movies who, despite thier almost supernatural powers and large numbers, always get the crap kicked out of them by like, one guy wearing bad, overly tight 70's style Blue Jeans and sporting a Mullett??

Do you ever see any of them get the girl?? No, the guy in the overly tight, bad 70's style blue jeans sporting the Mullett always does, and the Ninja's end up getting killed in large quantities like bad guys in a video game .

Think about it, how good can they be??

Edited by - Royal Dragon on August 21 2002 08:54:05

**Gezere** · Posted On: 8/21/2002 8:55am

RD,

You are talking about the Aging Master Norris!!!! He paid the Ninjas good money not to flip out and kill him during the movie!!! SuperSpy Connery had to do the same thing.

This became rather expensive for Hollywood so they had to hire actors *GASP* to potray ninjas!!!!!

If you doubt the power of the Ninja then go to one and tell him they are not good. Make sure you are alone because when he FLIPS OUT he will start killing every living thing in site. Grass, Trees, Insects, Pet Rocks...NOTHING ESCAPES THE NINJA!!!!!

KOGA KOGA KOGA KOGA TOGA..err KOGA KOGA KOGA!!!!!!!

TOTALY SWEET!!!

Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!

Edited by - Asia on August 21 2002 10:33:28

**Royal Dragon** · Posted On: 8/21/2002 10:09am

No, NOT my Pet ROCK!!!!!!!

**PeedeeShaolin** · Posted On: 8/21/2002 10:51am

LMAO! I know EXACTLY what your talking about Asia. Let Royal Dragon in on the joke so HE can laugh to. I forget the sites name.

"Do not become entranced by impractical or useless movements. Do not be categorized as one who "Learns all there is to know about less and less until he ends up learning everything there is to know about nothing." -Ed Parker