[Wounded Ronin]

Ahh, the groin kick, so fetishized by bad martial artists.

http://images.google.fm/imgres?imgur...D%26safe%3Doff

Apparently that page deals with an invisible superhero who goes around groin kicking super villians? Dear god.





http://www.7most.com/f/groinkick_bw2.jpg

Check out 7most.com. It's another stupid RBSD advertisement web page. Tap the rage!

From my decades of experience running self defense classes, I know that females new to self defense can initially find it difficult to overcome certain psychological barriers in order to use full and determined force on an attacker. However, although gentle by nature during peaceful times, females can become extremely fierce and effective fighters, often more so than males.

Remember, when teaching self defense it's important to set feminism back 20 years.





http://images.google.fm/imgres?imgur...D%26safe%3Doff

Oh dear god. That whole page is filled with grotty, posed images and assaults on rocketmen alien invaders.

To be effective in self-defense, you cannot just defend-you must attack back. For a female, this is the ultimate reversal: You become the huntress, not the hunted; the predator not prey. You summon and unleash all your life forces-courage, will, wrath, cunning, physical powers-and use them like secret weapons. Nothing is out of bounds; nothing is unthinkable. There's little to compare this to: you dial up the creature within; you trade in your polite self for your animal-self; you issue the "sic" command and give that beautiful junkyard bitch within carte blanche permission to go for the throat. -Melissa Soalt, from "Fierce Love: The Heart of the Female Warrior"

(From the book: Warriors: On Living with Courage, Discipline and Honor. Paladin Press, 2004)

Ahhh! Holy shit! And to think that Phil Elmore was proud to be published in that book! Oh my god, that paragraph just blew the credibility of that book out of the water.

My god. Unleash your life-forces? What is this, the 70s? Are we hippies who kick for the groin? Your freaking life-forces? For the love of god....





http://images.google.fm/imgres?imgur...D%26safe%3Doff


You know, it's pretty amazing. You get bored one day, you run a google search on "groin kick", and like magic it brings out the best of utter bullshit martial arts.

[KidSpatula]

Oh god, there was this one thread on Myspace that talked about kicking, and I posted a couple pictures of Buakaw kicking Masato in the head and this karate jackass was bitching about how buakaw was leaning back with his kicks and said "he's leaving himself way open for a shot to the nuts with that high kick"

I wanted blood.

[Stick]

Well he is.

[Emevas]

Hey Kidspat, what myspace group are you on? It sounds way too funny to pass up.

[Teryan]

This pic always makes my day:


BTW, 3 of the 4 links you posted are not working for me.

[Yrkoon9]

Mosh girl is always welcome in any thread.

[Shuma-Gorath]

That's a photoshop unfortunately. SA's MoshGirl thread was hilarious.

[broken fingers]

WOW, first time i saw that one. just look at the intensity in the big chick's face. I wonder what kind of crazy dance that kid is doing!

[KidSpatula]

Originally Posted by Emevas

Hey Kidspat, what myspace group are you on? It sounds way too funny to pass up.

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?...9480E120185191