Signs it might be a McDojo!

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 4/10/2006 1:10pm

Originally Posted by Shard

1.You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.

2.The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.

3.The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.

4.It's a Korean art.

5.Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.

6.While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.

7.Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).

8.No one sweats.

9.While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.

10.When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"

Please quote your sources. This is a funny list but, it has made the rounds.

It seems like you wrote the list.

http://www.atlantamartialarts.com/misc/humor/mcdojo.htm
http://www.geocities.com/shotokankid/mcdojo.html
http://jokes.hotplugins.com/cgi-bin/...1.cgi?jid=1391
http://www.wit.ie/clubsandsocs/karate/mc_dojo.htm

etc.....

**TKD Black Belt** · Posted On: 4/10/2006 1:14pm

My current style is 'Sit on my @ss as I try and get a company off the ground-Fu'. If I'm training I usually get accused of Jiu Jitsu with a little kickboxing thrown in for colour.

TKD

PS - I do actually have a TKD Black Belt though.

**Teryan** · Posted On: 4/10/2006 4:30pm

Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt

My current style is 'Sit on my @ss as I try and get a company off the ground-Fu'. If I'm training I usually get accused of Jiu Jitsu with a little kickboxing thrown in for colour.

TKD

PS - I do actually have a TKD Black Belt though.

How do read stickies?