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    It is Fake's Avatar
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Shard
    1.You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.

    2.The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.

    3.The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.

    4.It's a Korean art.

    5.Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.

    6.While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.

    7.Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).

    8.No one sweats.

    9.While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.

    10.When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"
    Please quote your sources. This is a funny list but, it has made the rounds.

    It seems like you wrote the list.

    http://www.atlantamartialarts.com/misc/humor/mcdojo.htm
    http://www.geocities.com/shotokankid/mcdojo.html
    http://jokes.hotplugins.com/cgi-bin/...1.cgi?jid=1391
    http://www.wit.ie/clubsandsocs/karate/mc_dojo.htm

    etc.....

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    My current style is 'Sit on my @ss as I try and get a company off the ground-Fu'. If I'm training I usually get accused of Jiu Jitsu with a little kickboxing thrown in for colour.

    TKD

    PS - I do actually have a TKD Black Belt though.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt
    My current style is 'Sit on my @ss as I try and get a company off the ground-Fu'. If I'm training I usually get accused of Jiu Jitsu with a little kickboxing thrown in for colour.

    TKD

    PS - I do actually have a TKD Black Belt though.
    How do read stickies?

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