The old pony tail beard combo????

**Zendetta** · Posted On: 4/07/2006 4:51pm

Originally Posted by AnnaTrocity

Guys look like idiots with long hair, period.

Yeah, but the straight chicks love it.

Fun martial art ponytail story: working BJJ drills, I was on top and in my partner's guard. He thought it would be funny to reach up and grab my ponytail (yes, i'm a geek). Once he had a firm grip I reached down and slowly and softly pressed my thumbs into his eye sockets. He stopped chuckling and let go.

I do tend to look really ugly (well, uglier) after clinch drills.

**Anna Kovacs** · Posted On: 4/07/2006 4:54pm

Originally Posted by The Poop Loops

You're gay. What do you know?

Exactly, dont you know that gays have impeccable fashion sense?

**Anna Kovacs** · Posted On: 4/07/2006 4:54pm

Originally Posted by Zendetta

Yeah, but the straight chicks love it.

Yeh but if they're so smart then why are they straight?

**Zendetta** · Posted On: 4/07/2006 4:58pm

Come now, A.

We know that gay MEN have awesome fashion sense (like a fucking queer superpower or something).

We also know that lesbian chicks do not have the same abilities. Lesbian fashion is a chain on your wallet.

Regarding the 'smarts' of said straight chicks: hey, what can I say, I'm a cunning linguist.

**SuperGuido** · Posted On: 4/07/2006 5:00pm

I can't stand seeing guys with long, womanly hair.

Men should not have long hair.

This is not acceptable.

When you have to spend as much time grooming as your older sister, then you should realize that something is wrong.

Cut your fucking hair!

See, look how much better you'd look with a nice short haircut.

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 4/07/2006 5:05pm

Hahah! "I'm not going bald... I WANT to look like this!"

Yeah right.

Grooming? You mean making sure it doens't get caught in **** and you don't have lice? It's not mandatory to to spend 5 days straight brushing it and using chemicals specifically banned by God, you know.

**Torakaka** · Posted On: 4/07/2006 5:07pm

those two first pictures do look extroardinarily lame, you've gotta admit.

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 4/07/2006 5:15pm

Originally Posted by Kidspatula

those two first pictures do look extroardinarily lame, you've gotta admit.

Maybe the hair isn't as important as we all think? What I mean is, you can look like a turd with or without hair.

**Torakaka** · Posted On: 4/07/2006 5:17pm

if those two guys had long hair they'd look even more turdish.

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 4/07/2006 5:20pm

Originally Posted by Kidspatula

if those two guys had long hair they'd look even more turdish.

I'd say they decided to look like a turd BECAUSE they don't have hair. They thought "Hey, I don't have hair. What else is there to live for?"

And it's not like the first two guys would look any better with short hair. They just wouldn't attract as much attention.