question about the turtle

[Hannibal]

so i dreamt i saw this sea turtle but for some reason it had this huge vagina so i sneak up behind it and start fingering the sea turtle but then it warps into some naked chick and i was all :( like the previous dream where another naked chick started growing massive shingle sores on her back and melting but anyway this one wouldn't let me kiss her and she started getting fat somehow so my question is why do I always dream about girls afflicted with Nurgle's Rot?

[Phrost]

The only reason you can still post in DHS is because I haven't gotten around to turning off your access to it. Save us all the trouble and stop.