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    Hi. I'm a newb and introducing myself.

    Hi all. And I'd like to share a bit of background info about me:

    I'm currently practicing MMA and Kickboxing... been doing that for around 7 months... and I'm thinking of entering competitions when my skill level gets good enough.

    I took taekwondo (blue belt) and aikido (white belt) when I was younger. Based on my experience, I actually learned the real deal in fighting when I took up MMA. Alot of things have been corrected in me that the taekwondo didnt correct. Things like keepin your hands up while throwin a roundhouse kick, and the proper way of avoiding punches and covering up.

    As far as MMA goes, I'm really really in to it and dead serious about my training. I obsessively watch fight videos, UFC, pride, etc... But dont mistake me as some bum who sits watchin tv all day or somthin. :) I go to the office too.

    Anyway, nice to meet you all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da_AzN
    Hi all. And I'd like to share a bit of background info about me:.
    We don't care...

    I'm currently practicing MMA and Kickboxing...
    Sure we believe you..

    been doing that for around 7 months...
    and in two more months you'll give birth to a piece of ****
    and I'm thinking of entering competitions when my skill level gets good enough.
    So you don't ever plan on competing?


    I took taekwondo (blue belt)
    gay
    and aikido (white belt)
    really gay
    when I was younger.
    and you were gayer
    Based on my experience, I actually learned the real deal in fighting when I took up MMA.
    You don't say? *golf clap
    Alot of things have been corrected in me that the taekwondo didnt correct.
    Where's Aesopian when you need him?
    Things like keepin your hands up while throwin a roundhouse kick,
    *slaps fore head
    and the proper way of avoiding punches and covering up.
    *goes get gun.

    As far as MMA goes, I'm really really in to it and dead serious about my training.
    You talk a lot for a fighter.
    I
    obsessively watch fight videos, UFC, pride, etc...
    Do you use lube or do you let it chaif (sp?)
    But dont mistake me as some bum who sits watchin tv all day or somthin.
    Now why would we think that?

    :) I go to the office too.
    You're George Bush?

    Anyway, nice to meet you all.
    Nice to meet you too now bend over...:new_321:

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    nice way to welcome a newb here. You fuckin crack me up. :)

    Nice to meet you too now bend over
    No. :)

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    Omega ushers in all n00bs with his sweet, sweet lovin'.
    In the butt.
    Besides, Omega is the only one allowed to insult you people in this forum, so the rest of us can do nothing but show him our support.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega
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    www.dictionary.com :icon_thum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da_AzN
    nice way to welcome a newb here. You fuckin crack me up. :)



    No. :)
    I like it when they resist.....:f-off:

    What gym you train at anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega
    I like it when they resist.....:f-off:

    What gym you train at anyway?
    I train in some obscure gym founded by a dude who was abducted by aliens and went to heaven and hell.

    His name is Ronald McDoJo. Yea he is so badass. He defeated ken shamrock, royce gracie, tito ortiz, randy couture, sakuraba, and everyone else. It isnt in the media because that will ruin their careers and the whole thing was silenced. Do not **** with Ronald McDojo.

    He is the most badass martial artist in the entire universe!!! He trained bruce lee, jackie chan, chuck norris, steven segal, and the mighty morphin power rangers!!!

    We learn how to jump 20 feet in the air, shoot kame hame waves, dodge bullets, and eat fireballs.

    He charges $1000 per week. Its worth it though. Learnin from the best.

    Ronald MCdojo is too dangerous for the UFC. He is a very kind person who doesnt wanna hurt people. Just dont **** with him though.

    :kermit: :kermit: :kermit:

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    Looks like we have a smart ass on our hands.

    So...I take it you're AzN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da_AzN
    I train in some obscure gym founded by a dude who was abducted by aliens and went to heaven and hell.

    His name is Ronald McDoJo. Yea he is so badass. He defeated ken shamrock, royce gracie, tito ortiz, randy couture, sakuraba, and everyone else. It isnt in the media because that will ruin their careers and the whole thing was silenced. Do not **** with Ronald McDojo.

    He is the most badass martial artist in the entire universe!!! He trained bruce lee, jackie chan, chuck norris, steven segal, and the mighty morphin power rangers!!!

    We learn how to jump 20 feet in the air, shoot kame hame waves, dodge bullets, and eat fireballs.

    He charges $1000 per week. Its worth it though. Learnin from the best.

    Ronald MCdojo is too dangerous for the UFC. He is a very kind person who doesnt wanna hurt people. Just dont **** with him though.

    :kermit: :kermit: :kermit:

    You're a sherdog wannabe aren't you?

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