Weird ass technique

**mrblackmagic** · Posted On: 4/04/2006 7:24pm

I heard some where (I don't remember) that there is a technique were a man can place his testicles into his body to protect them. Has anybody ever heard of such a thing. I curious to know if it's real and if so how it is possible. By chance you heard of it, please say so.

**Shawarma** · Posted On: 4/04/2006 7:26pm

It is possible. This is how the shaolin monks can do those kick-me-in-the-balls type demos. It is nothing mystical either, just a trick. I doubt that you could do it in a live fighting situation though.

**hapkido_keith** · Posted On: 4/04/2006 7:40pm

Hey, hold up a sec and don't kick me while I take a minute to retract my testicles into my abdomen...

But then again if there's enough posturing and such before the fight you might have time.

But yet again if there's so much posturing before the fight, you can probably avoid the fight all together.

**Zendetta** · Posted On: 4/04/2006 8:07pm

You are probably better off GUARDING YOUR GROIN.

Or wear a cup at all times, especially when walking down Deadly Street.

Or be a nice guy and avoid fighting.

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 4/05/2006 1:00am

Why the **** would you hide your balls? They are there to be proudly displayed, not hidden in shame.

**Jebuyaga** · Posted On: 4/05/2006 1:14am

Better to hide them than to break them... But however if you're a MAN(tm) you have balls of steel, and the guy who attempts to kick you will break his leg! Of course this is only for MEN(tm).