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  1. TheSparrow is offline

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    Taking on the _ing _un Anti-Science

    .....the only way that counts: with childish name calling and ridicule!

    Personally, I am tired of the _ing _un claims of being "scientific". It's one of the main selling points of the system. Apparently.
    And, as I have previously mentioned, they are fond of quoting "F = ma" and even citing Newton's Principica Mathematica as a reference in their Chun textbooks. Can you get any more pretentious than that?

    However, we are expected to believe that the leverage used during grappling techniques can be effectively nullified through chain punching, eye gouging, shin kicking and chin and throat grabbing.

    Can you say "basic physics"?

    It seems in _ing _un, science only counts when it suits them. If it gets in the way of their chi, it's disbanded like a previous lineage.

    How to take this on?

    Well we know it's worthless arguing or debating with Chunners over this. Their science always rules our science it seems.

    So I want to take on this horrible trend through finger pointing and immature sTHE N-WORDing.

    Please be aware, I used paint, and I suck. There. I said it. Grandmasters, you should try that sometime.





    Remember, flow with the go, it's the concept not the execution that matters! (I sound like a chunner again).
    I urge you to improve on my crapness.
  2. Darkpaladin is offline
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    The _ing _un anecdote on leverage:

    "If you had a large enough stick and a lever, I could still chain punch you to death!"
    :google:

    Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.
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    I am sick of this Wing Chun hate thread spamming.

    I think one of you guys need to taste the REAL Wing Chun before making these assertions. You aren't going to get any barred arm after being punched in the face a few times during your craptacular takedown attempts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yrkoon9
    I am sick of this Wing Chun hate thread spamming.

    I think one of you guys need to taste the REAL Wing Chun before making these assertions. You aren't going to get any barred arm after being punched in the face a few times during your craptacular takedown attempts.
    April Fools is over, man.

    _ing _un Force Equation: Force = acceleration X number of punches ^2
    :google:

    Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.
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    I'm a recent convert. Bruce Lee was onto something, man!
  6. TheSparrow is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkpaladin
    April Fools is over, man.

    _ing _un Force Equation: Force = acceleration X number of punches ^2
    + (Bone Alignment Factor)^3 + (Number of times you did Siu Nim Tao on one leg in the last week)^4 + (How good sifu says your bong sao is)^5 + (REAL Wing Chun Factor)^100
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    Quote Originally Posted by DANINJA
    The r3al _ing _un??
    :google:

    Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.
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    I'd just like to point out that I've never heard the F=MA (Filipino=Martial Arts?) thing and have never heard anything about "Principica Mathematica" in my training. "Principia Discordia", however, is a different matter.

    I mean, if I was to break down the sort of conversations we have in order of how often they come up, it'd probably be something like this:

    1. Dirty sex stories
    2. What you did over the weekend.
    3. How drunk you got.
    4. How f'ed up Detroit is.
    5. Who did something really stupid recently.
    6. Heavy metal.
    7. How to fix your bong sau.
    8. Politics.
    9. Crazy bitches.
    10. Fighting and martial arts movies.
    11. Fighting and martial arts video-games.
    12. What drugs one of your friends is on.
    13. Fighting and martial arts.
    14. Fucking.
    15. Employment.
    16. What's wrong with pop-culture.
    17. Art.
    18. Castration of horses.
    19. Science breakthroughs.
    20. History.
    21. The need to do more training.
    22. Who needs to get laid.
    23. Cthulhu.


    But I gotta go. I am off to talk about video-games, what I did over the weekend, and Kwame Kilpatrick (and probably communists).

    Dagon Akujin
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  10. Lu Tze is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yrkoon9
    I'm a recent convert. Bruce Lee was onto something, man!
    What, you mean when he ditched WC and took up judo?
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