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    but but all caps is a gimmick! It goes oh so well with the gimmick thread and the gimmick posters (aesopean, shuma, LAVATOR)
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    The Noodly Guard - Its like rubber guard... only scarier.
    Going from standard guard where he's playing fatass and laying all over you, I hold his head close to me, lovingly, like I never want him to leave, and use my inhuman flexibility to bring my foot up over is back and drop it down in between his shoulder and head, typically at this point he's thinking "there's no way thats his foot" but it really is, and I usually confirm this to him just for fun. Then I shove it under his chin with the same side hand (while still holding his head down) and go for a gogoplata.

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    I JUST PUT MY DOG IN BAS RUTTEN'S POTATO SACK

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    I JUST ANKLE LOCKED MY DOG

    AND HES A CORGIE


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    ONE TIME I ARMBARRED SOMEONE FROM MOUNT

    ...**** I suck at this
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    Quote Originally Posted by JeezyTheSnowman
    Your gimmick is pulling your foot over his head?
    no, my gimmick is being a hyperflexible freak,

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    One of my favorite gimmicks is to take a BJJ guy and make him start standing. After the 349056841230895th time they get thrown, they start to just pull guard. Then I scream "its an MMA gym, bitch!" and punch them in the face.

    Those BJJ'ers! What a hoot!
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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    That would be a counter-gimmick.

    Don't hate because you can't throw someone who's already on the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAVATORR
    --MOUNTED GOGOPLATA
    THE TECHNICAL NAME FOR THIS IS LOCOPLATA

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    GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE HAVE SHITTY GIMMICKS, IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM THAT.

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