Do you eat breakfast?
Posted On:12/12/2005 10:48pm
Style: Kitty Pow Pow!!!
but but all caps is a gimmick! It goes oh so well with the gimmick thread and the gimmick posters (aesopean, shuma, LAVATOR)
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Posted On:12/12/2005 11:33pm
The Noodly Guard - Its like rubber guard... only scarier.
Going from standard guard where he's playing fatass and laying all over you, I hold his head close to me, lovingly, like I never want him to leave, and use my inhuman flexibility to bring my foot up over is back and drop it down in between his shoulder and head, typically at this point he's thinking "there's no way thats his foot" but it really is, and I usually confirm this to him just for fun. Then I shove it under his chin with the same side hand (while still holding his head down) and go for a gogoplata.
Posted On:12/13/2005 12:36am
I JUST PUT MY DOG IN BAS RUTTEN'S POTATO SACK
Posted On:12/13/2005 12:47am
I JUST ANKLE LOCKED MY DOG
AND HES A CORGIE
"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
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It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
Posted On:12/13/2005 12:54am
ONE TIME I ARMBARRED SOMEONE FROM MOUNT
...**** I suck at this
Posted On:12/13/2005 7:39am
Originally Posted by JeezyTheSnowman
Your gimmick is pulling your foot over his head?
no, my gimmick is being a hyperflexible freak,
Fear and bullets.
Posted On:12/13/2005 8:29am
One of my favorite gimmicks is to take a BJJ guy and make him start standing. After the 349056841230895th time they get thrown, they start to just pull guard. Then I scream "its an MMA gym, bitch!" and punch them in the face.
Those BJJ'ers! What a hoot!
And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".
--Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.
Posted On:12/13/2005 9:29am
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
That would be a counter-gimmick.
Don't hate because you can't throw someone who's already on the ground.
Posted On:12/13/2005 10:49am
Originally Posted by LAVATORR
THE TECHNICAL NAME FOR THIS IS LOCOPLATA
Posted On:12/13/2005 10:52am
GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE HAVE SHITTY GIMMICKS, IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM THAT.
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