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Posted On:
12/12/2005 11:33pm
Style: Karate--
The Noodly Guard - Its like rubber guard... only scarier.
Going from standard guard where he's playing fatass and laying all over you, I hold his head close to me, lovingly, like I never want him to leave, and use my inhuman flexibility to bring my foot up over is back and drop it down in between his shoulder and head, typically at this point he's thinking "there's no way thats his foot" but it really is, and I usually confirm this to him just for fun. Then I shove it under his chin with the same side hand (while still holding his head down) and go for a gogoplata. -
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I JUST ANKLE LOCKED MY DOG
AND HES A CORGIE
"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
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THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER
It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children -
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ONE TIME I ARMBARRED SOMEONE FROM MOUNT
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Fear and bullets.
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12/13/2005 8:29am
Style: MMA--
One of my favorite gimmicks is to take a BJJ guy and make him start standing. After the 349056841230895th time they get thrown, they start to just pull guard. Then I scream "its an MMA gym, bitch!" and punch them in the face.
Those BJJ'ers! What a hoot!And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".
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Posted On:
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Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)--
That would be a counter-gimmick.
Don't hate because you can't throw someone who's already on the ground. -
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