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    HOLDING ON TO THE ENDS OF YOUR BELT FOR A FULL ROUND AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ALLOWING THEM TO PASS GUARD BECAUSE I KNOW THEY CANNOT ACTUALY GET SIDE CONTROL WITH THEIR HIPS STILL TRAPPED BY THEIR BELT. TURTLING WITH THEIR BELT BETWEEN MY LEGS KNOWING THEY CANNOT TAKE MY BACK SINCE I STILL CONTROL THEIR HIPS. SOMERSAULTING UNDERNEATH THEM FROM TURTLE WITH THE BELT STILL IN HAND AND GETTING MOUNT AROUND THEIR LEGS PASSING THE BELT OFF AND TAPPING THIS WITH A NUT CHOKE.

    I WAS GOING TO CALL IT THE CAMEL TOE CLUTCH BUT I'M TOLD THAT IS TAKEN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aesopian
    HOLDING ON TO THE ENDS OF YOUR BELT FOR A FULL ROUND AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ALLOWING THEM TO PASS GUARD BECAUSE I KNOW THEY CANNOT ACTUALY GET SIDE CONTROL WITH THEIR HIPS STILL TRAPPED BY THEIR BELT. TURTLING WITH THEIR BELT BETWEEN MY LEGS KNOWING THEY CANNOT TAKE MY BACK SINCE I STILL CONTROL THEIR HIPS. SOMERSAULTING UNDERNEATH THEM FROM TURTLE WITH THE BELT STILL IN HAND AND GETTING MOUNT AROUND THEIR LEGS PASSING THE BELT OFF AND TAPPING THIS WITH A NUT CHOKE.

    I WAS GOING TO CALL IT THE CAMEL TOE CLUTCH BUT I'M TOLD THAT IS TAKEN.
    I COUNTER THIS BY MERELY TYING MY BELT AROUND THREE TIMES INSTEAD OF THE NORMAL TWO. FOOLISH INQUISITOR, YOU CANNOT STAND AGAINST THE POWERS OF THE WARP

    NOW, WHERE WAS I?

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    -WHEN AN ACCOMPLISHED WRESTLER ATTEMPTED TO SHOOT IN ON ME, I COUNTERED BY SITTING DOWN AND PUTTING MY FEET IN HIS HIPS WHILE GRABBING HIS BELT, THEN SIMPLY ROLLED BACK TO LAND STRAIGHT IN MOUNT.

    -BALLOON SWEEP FROM COLLAR CHOKE IN GUARD

    -COLLAR CHOKE THEN PUSHING THE HIPS AWAY TO DEEPEN THE CHOKE. THE CONFUSED MORTAL ATTEMPTED TO PASS MY GUARD ONLY TO FALL OVER LIKE A TRANQUILIZED BULL WHILE TAKING SIDEMOUNT.

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    sTARTING FROM THE KNEES YANK SO HARD ON THEIR COLLAR AS YOU MOVE OUT OF THE WAY THEY FALL FLAT ON THEIR FACE AND BUST THEIR NOSE OPEN AND BLEED. tHEN GO HOME.

    TRUE MASTERY OF THIS TECHNIQUE IS ACCOMPLISHED WHEN YOU CAN SAY, RIGHT AFTER IT HAPPENS....HEY YOU SHOULD WORK ON YOUR BALANCE AS THEY MOP THE BLOOD UP.

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    CREDIT TO THE MONKEY:

    DURING A KICKBOXING MATCH, SHOOT IN AND PUNCH YOUR OPPONENT IN THE LEG.

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    THIS ONE IS FOR OUR VIEWERS AT HOME:

    -WINNING MMA FIGHT WITH NOTHING BUT BUTTSCOOTING AND ROBOT PUNCHING. BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT NO LESS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Shi Dist
    BEING AWARDED A BLUE BELT
    :eusa_naug

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    I CHOKE YOU!

    AESOPIAN TOO!

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    MAKIWARA?

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    LAID TO REST

    HEY SHUMA, WHAT'S YOUR GRAPLING COMPETITION RECORD?

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