Changing styles?

**Gumby** · Posted On: 4/01/2006 6:13pm

I used to do jiu jitsu, but that stuff will get you killed in the street. Since I left my school I was accepted by my next door neighbor who owns a little flower shop on the corner. Hes teaching me lots of cool techniques that arent in any other styles I've done. I asked if hes ever done any mixed martial arts and he told me that martial arts arent about fighting- he trains martial arts so he doesnt have to fight. Besides, the techniques he uses are illegal in MMA. I'll bet he'll beat up Chuck Liddel at the drop of a hat in the street.

His street fighting techniques are lethal. Does anyone else have any lethal street fighting techniques?

***Plasma*** · Posted On: 4/01/2006 6:19pm

I invented a new street technique. I bite their face and use my tounge to gauge out their eyes.

**Odacon** · Posted On: 4/01/2006 6:19pm

Yes, my teacher is a hermit who lives in an old cottage outside of town. He is really skilled and gentle when it comes to pressure points. We even grapple. A lot.

**danno** · Posted On: 4/02/2006 8:11am

hey, don't think that grappling doesn't work - IT DOES.

but only from standing, and only if you apply it to their wrists. this was used by the samurai in wartime to disarm and kill their armed attackers. eventually people threw their weapons away cos this technique is so powerful.

stuff like armbars on the ground never work in the street.