BJJ wins again (part five bajillion in a series)

[Boyd]

Last night a judoka came in and trained with us. I have no idea how much experience he had, only that he offhandedly mentioned he trained Judo and that, after one (1) BJJ class, felt he was in a position to coach me on my armbars and chokes. "Keep your wrists straight", he'd say. "Base with your head so I can't roll you." And, in the event I was getting discouraged, since the stuff he was teaching me was VERY DIFFICULT and someone with almost three years' experience on him MAY GET A LITTLE FRUSTRATED with the nuances of a cross-collar choke, he made it a point to say "GOOD JOB!!! :)" every time I successfully drilled a choke.

He also made it a point to tuck his chin, and then complain I was jaw-locking him.

I was okay with him criticizing my seionage, since my seionage sucks, but I drew the line at a first-day white belt telling me how to armbar someone. At that point I made up my mind and decided I was going to rape this guy when we rolled.

And now, dear reader, I present to you the question: How do YOU think Aaron thwarted the Judo Viado menace?

[Ke?poFist]

Did you armbar him by chance? ;)

[bad credit]

Did you use an illegal-in-Judo leg lock or stalling grip? He tapped out of frustration because he couldn't break a stalling grip and broke down mentally, right?

[MEGALEF]

I think you let him cross choke you from your own guard.

Spoiler:

?atalpomo esrever

[sui generis]

... you talked **** to him about how the Brazilians invented groundfighting till blood came out of his ears ?

[Matsufubu]

Well if you decided that you were going to rape him, I'd say you won by buggerame.

[Lu Tze]

You gouged his eye out and pushed him into some lava?

[sparky79]

Who cares...?

[illegal entry]

How could BJJ possibly beat any traditional asian martial arts style? You must be joking right? :confused1

[Shuma-Gorath]

I guessed reverse omoplata at first too, but the true answer is basically everything Judo doesn't have strung into a Capcom-esque Hypercombo.