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  1. Boyd is offline
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    OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville

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    Posted On:
    4/01/2006 1:01am

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     Style: Electricity, Speed

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    BJJ wins again (part five bajillion in a series)

    Last night a judoka came in and trained with us. I have no idea how much experience he had, only that he offhandedly mentioned he trained Judo and that, after one (1) BJJ class, felt he was in a position to coach me on my armbars and chokes. "Keep your wrists straight", he'd say. "Base with your head so I can't roll you." And, in the event I was getting discouraged, since the stuff he was teaching me was VERY DIFFICULT and someone with almost three years' experience on him MAY GET A LITTLE FRUSTRATED with the nuances of a cross-collar choke, he made it a point to say "GOOD JOB!!! :)" every time I successfully drilled a choke.

    He also made it a point to tuck his chin, and then complain I was jaw-locking him.

    I was okay with him criticizing my seionage, since my seionage sucks, but I drew the line at a first-day white belt telling me how to armbar someone. At that point I made up my mind and decided I was going to rape this guy when we rolled.

    And now, dear reader, I present to you the question: How do YOU think Aaron thwarted the Judo Viado menace?
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
  2. Ke?poFist is offline
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    Enforcer of Northeast Anti-Silliness Department Inc.

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Kaju, BJJ, Judo, Kempo

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    Did you armbar him by chance? ;)
  3. bad credit is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: MMA, JKD philosophy

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    Did you use an illegal-in-Judo leg lock or stalling grip? He tapped out of frustration because he couldn't break a stalling grip and broke down mentally, right?
  4. MEGALEF is offline

    Still digging on James Brown

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    4/01/2006 5:55am


     Style: BJJ & Judo (1k)

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    I think you let him cross choke you from your own guard.

    Spoiler:
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  5. sui generis is offline

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    Posted On:
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    ... you talked **** to him about how the Brazilians invented groundfighting till blood came out of his ears ?
  6. Matsufubu is offline
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    To the Bat Pole!

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    4/01/2006 8:05am

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     Style: Judo

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    Well if you decided that you were going to rape him, I'd say you won by buggerame.
    Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
    Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .
  7. Lu Tze is offline

    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer.

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Judo

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    You gouged his eye out and pushed him into some lava?
  8. sparky79 is offline

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    4/01/2006 9:09am


     Style: boxing, bjj, jkd

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Who cares...?
  9. illegal entry is offline

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     Style: Muay Thai / Boxing

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    How could BJJ possibly beat any traditional asian martial arts style? You must be joking right? :confused1
  10. Shuma-Gorath is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: BJJ - Homeland Security

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I guessed reverse omoplata at first too, but the true answer is basically everything Judo doesn't have strung into a Capcom-esque Hypercombo.
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