OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Posted On:4/01/2006 1:01am
Style: Electricity, Speed
Last night a judoka came in and trained with us. I have no idea how much experience he had, only that he offhandedly mentioned he trained Judo and that, after one (1) BJJ class, felt he was in a position to coach me on my armbars and chokes. "Keep your wrists straight", he'd say. "Base with your head so I can't roll you." And, in the event I was getting discouraged, since the stuff he was teaching me was VERY DIFFICULT and someone with almost three years' experience on him MAY GET A LITTLE FRUSTRATED with the nuances of a cross-collar choke, he made it a point to say "GOOD JOB!!! :)" every time I successfully drilled a choke.
He also made it a point to tuck his chin, and then complain I was jaw-locking him.
I was okay with him criticizing my seionage, since my seionage sucks, but I drew the line at a first-day white belt telling me how to armbar someone. At that point I made up my mind and decided I was going to rape this guy when we rolled.
And now, dear reader, I present to you the question: How do YOU think Aaron thwarted the Judo Viado menace?
Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
Enforcer of Northeast Anti-Silliness Department Inc.
Posted On:4/01/2006 1:29am
Style: Kaju, BJJ, Judo, Kempo
Did you armbar him by chance? ;)
Posted On:4/01/2006 2:17am
Style: MMA, JKD philosophy
Did you use an illegal-in-Judo leg lock or stalling grip? He tapped out of frustration because he couldn't break a stalling grip and broke down mentally, right?
Still digging on James Brown
Posted On:4/01/2006 5:55am
Style: BJJ & Judo (1k)
I think you let him cross choke you from your own guard.
Posted On:4/01/2006 8:02am
... you talked **** to him about how the Brazilians invented groundfighting till blood came out of his ears ?
To the Bat Pole!
Posted On:4/01/2006 8:05am
Well if you decided that you were going to rape him, I'd say you won by buggerame.
Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .
BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer.
Posted On:4/01/2006 8:51am
You gouged his eye out and pushed him into some lava?
Posted On:4/01/2006 9:09am
Style: boxing, bjj, jkd
Posted On:4/01/2006 9:22am
Style: Muay Thai / Boxing
How could BJJ possibly beat any traditional asian martial arts style? You must be joking right? :confused1
Posted On:4/01/2006 11:00am
Style: BJJ - Homeland Security
I guessed reverse omoplata at first too, but the true answer is basically everything Judo doesn't have strung into a Capcom-esque Hypercombo.
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