Mount/submission escapes of disaster

**LolodesBois** · Posted On: 3/29/2006 2:13am

concerning the very first vid, I think the guy on the bottom is actually biting...you know because biting the rib cage is such a deadly move against a grappler.

The big helmet thing is the helmet they usually use in woman self defense class because it's a helmet were the woman can go all out with fist, palm, claws without problems.

Of course it also give a humengous target that's 10 times easier to strike than a real head but that's beside the point and you are not supose to say that to the woman you are 'empowering' (don't know if that's a word though)

**Boyd** · Posted On: 3/29/2006 1:04pm

Originally Posted by LolodesBois

concerning the very first vid, I think the guy on the bottom is actually biting...you know because biting the rib cage is such a deadly move against a grappler.

Ironically enough, last week I was rolling with a one-week white belt and got him in open mount. While working his arms he actually bit my elbow, smiled, and said "JUST TO LET YOU KNOW IT'S THERE :)". So I rolled him onto his stomach and choked him.

Just to let him know it's there.

**UpaLumpa** · Posted On: 3/29/2006 1:21pm

That's where tapping people via knee on stomach aka driving their xyphoid process into their heart comes in handy.

**Odacon** · Posted On: 3/29/2006 2:04pm

Originally Posted by Boyd

Ironically enough, last week I was rolling with a one-week white belt and got him in open mount. While working his arms he actually bit my elbow, smiled, and said "JUST TO LET YOU KNOW IT'S THERE :)". So I rolled him onto his stomach and choked him.

Just to let him know it's there.

He bit you? What a dirtbag, you should have accidentally elbowed him in the face several times .

**Zendetta** · Posted On: 3/29/2006 2:18pm

Originally Posted by Shuma-Gorath

Every high-level kenpo guy I've ever seen has been white trash.

You guys are clueless. The mullet is a mark of rank in american styles of kenpo.

Its like the 'white eyebrows' of redneck karate.

**War Wizard** · Posted On: 3/29/2006 5:50pm

"Come here little girl..."

WTF, over.

**Darkpaladin** · Posted On: 3/29/2006 6:00pm

Originally Posted by Boyd

Ironically enough, last week I was rolling with a one-week white belt and got him in open mount. While working his arms he actually bit my elbow, smiled, and said "JUST TO LET YOU KNOW IT'S THERE :)". So I rolled him onto his stomach and choked him.

Just to let him know it's there.

He bit through your gi?

**Yrkoon9** · Posted On: 3/29/2006 7:21pm

Someone biting me, just to let me know its there from the mount, would have met with some extreme punishment. Not a submission. Biting is a no-no. Especially from the bottom.

This reminds me of working out with some of Frank Benn's guys way way way back in the day. I was trying to open one of thier guards (pure grappling btw) by pushing on the stomach and trying to get my knee up. He slaps my elbow as hard as he can trying to hyperextend it. At first I thought it was an accident. But he did it again and it really pissed me off. So I reached a little further down and grabbed the top of his cup and pushed it up to...i dunno...his sternum. He kept yelling for me to stop. I said...No.

Everybody thought I was a dickhead for doing it. But he and I both knew why I did it. He had a fucking wedgie that forced him to go into the bathroom to take out.

Assholes. Wanna change the rules? You get punished.

**Yrkoon9** · Posted On: 3/29/2006 7:23pm

Oh and for the record, putting your teeth near someones elbow is a bad combination. It's like putting your dick near an axe. Just don't do it if you enjoy using it (them).

**Gumby** · Posted On: 3/29/2006 11:10pm

Originally Posted by Yrkoon9

Someone biting me, just to let me know its there from the mount, would have met with some extreme punishment. Not a submission. Biting is a no-no. Especially from the bottom.

This reminds me of working out with some of Frank Benn's guys way way way back in the day. I was trying to open one of thier guards (pure grappling btw) by pushing on the stomach and trying to get my knee up. He slaps my elbow as hard as he can trying to hyperextend it. At first I thought it was an accident. But he did it again and it really pissed me off. So I reached a little further down and grabbed the top of his cup and pushed it up to...i dunno...his sternum. He kept yelling for me to stop. I said...No.

Everybody thought I was a dickhead for doing it. But he and I both knew why I did it. He had a fucking wedgie that forced him to go into the bathroom to take out.

Assholes. Wanna change the rules? You get punished.

I dont know if thats technically called a wedgie- I think you might have stretch his gouch or torn his sac....