3/26/2006 1:07pm, #11
- Join Date
- Mar 2006
- Orange County CA/ Santa Fe NM
- BJJ + Muay Thai n00b.
The first guy did a pelvic thrust that simply put the other guy higher up in the mount--fucking stupid.
Check out some of the claims on
"How to torture your attacker if you choose! You’ll discover totally new ways to inflict maximum pain in minimum time! (In fact we included a special section where you’ll see how Christophe systematically tortures his opponents!)"
"How to quickly recover if you miss with your punch against an advanced fighter! In fact, by missing it opens up a totally new door to a world of pain and destruction!"
"How to easily avoid ever getting hit, even against trained boxers! In fact, you hope he tries to punch because you’ll devastate him and show him a whole new world of pain! (This “illegal” dirty tactic also sets him up for your invisible punches!)"
"Discover another dirty trick that boosts your power by 215% or more!"
"What’s the price for these mind-blowing videos? A measly $197!"
"Christophe feels the tapes are too cheap even at $197! Why? Because this stuff is the cutting edge of fighting! Ask yourself, how much is my life worth?"
3/26/2006 1:18pm, #12Originally Posted by Fitz
I loved that site, though. Tons of great quotes.
3/26/2006 1:50pm, #13
How appallingly manipulative.
A poor man's SCARS, if such a thing were even possibleWhat am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
3/26/2006 2:14pm, #14
Originally Posted by bran sao
- Join Date
- Feb 2006
Here’s a hot list of the technology you’ll get in these incredible videos:
The Bulldozer: This move obliterates even the toughest grapplers in the world. You’ll smash into them (most likely busting 2 or 3 ribs) and easily pound them into the ground!"
3/26/2006 2:34pm, #15Originally Posted by LORD ASIA
....I'm not joking. I think the guy was honestly uncomfortable being that close to Tatum.Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
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3/26/2006 3:33pm, #16Originally Posted by Boyd
My instructor used to study under Tatum and whenever Larry came into town for a seminar, my instructor was always the dummy and always ended up with bruises and welts all over his body. One time he was kicked so hard he was pissing blood.
The guy in the video knows he's going to take a beating and he knows that they are going to do as many takes as needed to make Larry look good. Not to mention his scrotum is probably sore from Larry getting his jollys from kicking him in the groin 100 times before the camera ever starts rolling.
3/26/2006 4:30pm, #17Originally Posted by Punisher
3/26/2006 9:03pm, #18
- Join Date
- Jan 2006
- ex-Judo starting bjj
from the website above http://www.theburst.com/self-defense-videos.html:
"Discover an all new attack that is IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP!"
WOW WHAT IZIT LOLOMGWTF CHI BLAST?
"How to defeat professional grapplers! You’ll simply annihilate them with what they don’t know! (Unless they’ve watched this video, which means you definitely NEED to watch it! You don’t want anyone to have this technology against you!)"
Apparently there are millions of professional grapplers out there waiting and hiding... to pounce!!
"How to break someone’s knee as you smack them down! This incredible move will leave them busted and out-cold!"
I don't have a degree in anatomy, but busted knee=/=knock out
"How to smash your opponent’s face in the ground with the all new Face Smash move. (You’ll witness a 98 lbs woman cock-cock a 200 lbs bodybuilder right on the videos!)"
Looking beyond the massive stupidity displayed in that statement, what the hell is cock-cock?
3/26/2006 9:40pm, #19
3/27/2006 3:21am, #20