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  1. Kokujin is offline

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    Posted On:
    3/23/2006 7:58pm


     Style: BJJ(blue)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Show-off or make a point

    Ok, I hope I'm the first to ask so here it goes.

    We all have been with friends, just chillin out and blabing away about our martial art training, the pro's and the con's and how our instructor is a total badass and such. Sooner or later someone is gonna try to trow a monkeywrench on things and call your bluff regarding the "awsomeness" of your style. So, if you had to do a move, technique, etc , to impress your buddies, family or girlfriend/boyfriend what would it be? If you can name one for each art you did or just one big "all convincing-oh-my-god-I'm-gonna-run-to-your-gym-and-do-that-****-too" move. Just try not to kill your buddies.
    I'll lead:

    Choy lee fat - leen warn charp chui , I think that was the name of the technique. I maybe be wrong it was a long time ago

    White Crane- the quinna of the style are pretty cool.

    Shuai Jiao - Hell, all the throws are sweet, specially those where the other guys lands on his head.

    Muay thai - Knee to the ribs after you clinch...it's a life altering experience

    Brazilian jujitsu - I'm a noob but I just LOVE to triangle choke people.

    If this is the wrong placefor this thread, please move it.
  2. MEGA JESUS-SAMA is offline
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    Posted On:
    3/23/2006 8:02pm

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     Style: TKD, Ballet, Archery

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'm still trying to shoot other people's arrows out of the air.
  3. Shuma-Gorath is offline
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    Posted On:
    3/23/2006 8:02pm

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     Style: BJJ - Homeland Security

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kokujin
    If this is the wrong placefor this thread, please move it.
    If you have to ask, it is.
  4. Doctor X is offline
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    ARGUMENTUM AD LATINUM DICTIONAIRUM

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    Posted On:
    3/23/2006 8:22pm

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     Style: Argumenta ad Rem

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    Let me take this moment to state I love MEGA JESUS-SAN's avatar. I would love to "steal" it in an argument I am having with a creationist on ANOTHER BOARD [Boo. Hiss.--Ed.]

    As for what d34dly technique to show? I suppose it depends on the situation. I rather like what a sparer I know gives to the standard, "but what if I do this to you":

    Shoot you. Or, if I feel particularly merciful, use this nightstick to beat you, then arrest your ass! This is why I am a cop. Welcome to the 20th Century.
    --J.D.
  5. Jebuyaga is offline

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    Posted On:
    3/23/2006 8:47pm


     

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    How about finding the biggest, meanest, most vicious ************ you can find, and proceed to take a piss on his feet.

    Then, when he's about to blow you beat the **** out of him so badly that some caveman a way back in the past suddenly get's knocked out. Or if it's your instructors badassedness you want to show, just find a way to sic Mr. mean on him so he can do it.

    Oh and BTW, don't do this...
    Last edited by Jebuyaga; 3/23/2006 9:36pm at .
  6. Hannibal is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Join us... or die
     Style: Kyokushin and Judo.

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    That was stupid.

    Just tell your friends your too deadly to do any sparring. Or better yet just tell them your showing them some kung-fu as your explaining why you are too deadly to spar. Further explain how your kung fu was so quick,you move to fast for anyone else to see.
    Hannibal: The sworn enemy of dishonest politicians, source of entertainment on Bullshido and newly appointed Office Linebacker. Terry Tait ain't got **** on me !!!!
  7. Southpaw is offline
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    Posted On:
    3/23/2006 11:03pm

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     Style: BJJ, Wing Chun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kokujin
    Ok, I hope I'm the first to ask so here it goes.

    We all have been with friends, just chillin out and blabing away about our martial art training, the pro's and the con's and how our instructor is a total badass and such. Sooner or later someone is gonna try to trow a monkeywrench on things and call your bluff regarding the "awsomeness" of your style. So, if you had to do a move, technique, etc , to impress your buddies, family or girlfriend/boyfriend what would it be? If you can name one for each art you did or just one big "all convincing-oh-my-god-I'm-gonna-run-to-your-gym-and-do-that-****-too" move. Just try not to kill your buddies.
    Someday you and your friends will discover ***** and no longer need to have these gay-ass circle-jerks.
  8. Anna Kovacs is offline
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    Posted On:
    3/23/2006 11:09pm

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     Style: Dancing the Spears

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I just break out the camer aand show them a video of me fighting or if there's a computer (and there always is) hit my gallery and show them something. Someone showing "moves" isnt paticularly impressive imo. What you can do with them is what matters.
  9. Locu5 is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Alliance BJJ (Blue)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I recommend hitting puberty first.
  10. DerAuslander is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: BJJ/C-JKD/KAAALIII!!!!!!!

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    I found people are really impressed when you headbutt yourself.
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