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    Quote Originally Posted by hapkido_keith
    I'd like to see the joke that is so harsh and mean that it offends Omega. It might make my eyes bleed, but it would be worth it I tell you!
    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Omega

    Omega who

    If you can't see it highlight for joke:
    Open the door you fucking retard what the **** do you mean omega who? How about I omega **** you up the ass?

    How Many Omega's does it take to change a light bulb?

    Highlight:
    **** you!!

    Omega doesn't need light.


    Why did Omega cross the road?

    Highlight:

    **** you!!

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    Spoiler:
    Omega's not funny. At all.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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    **** you Boyd.
    Look up some of his past stuff.
    It is pure torture having a n00b preserve and not being able to hurt them.
    What kind of sick God are you, Phrost?

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    Everyone breaks the rules of Newbietown anyway. Everyone.
    Ranked #9 internationally at 118lbs by WIKBA http://www.womenkickboxing.com/wikba...rch%202009.htm

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    Really?
    I thought that that was a bannable offense.
    Is it one of those rules that goes uninforced?

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    Omega is God of Humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    Omega is God of Humor.
    Hiya, Der.
    Been a while.
    I took some time off to write my dating how-to guide, "Coyote's b00bz for n00bz".
    Do you know if it is enforcable or not?

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    Another rule for you newbies-

    If you challenge omega to a fight, he will accept. If you do actually fight him, he has only one rule: The winner gets to **** the loser in the ring.

    That way, at least one of you is fighting for real.:rolleyes:

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    Quote Originally Posted by DngrRuss1
    Another rule for you newbies-

    If you challenge omega to a fight, he will accept. If you do actually fight him, he has only one rule: The winner gets to **** the loser in the ring.

    That way, at least one of you is fighting for real.:rolleyes:
    Unless it is a chick.
    Then they fight each other for the fun of loseing to Omega.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote
    **** you Boyd.
    Look up some of his past stuff.
    It is pure torture having a n00b preserve and not being able to hurt them.
    What kind of sick God are you, Phrost?
    No, YOU look up some of MY past stuff. My sincerest apologies go out to all the Boydamaniacs who have missed my e-presence as of late, but these days I've been battling the twin scourges of "Not having enough Internet time" and "realizing that,when I do have internet time, said internet time could be much better spent doing something more productive like cutting myself, but not in one of those superficial ways for attention like one of the oh-so-many tortured souls, manufactured and bred like so much cattle on the vast MySpace/Livejournal/Facebook ranches of southern Nevada, but real cutting, existential cutting, cutting that expresses your grief and torment and and and ENNUI the way a stupid fucking CURRENT MOOD: NUMB never could".
    Given that this site has been invaded by people who consider this:
    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote
    I took some time off to write my dating how-to guide, "Coyote's b00bz for n00bz".
    Do you know if it is enforcable or not?
    to be funny, or at the very least passable, I forsee no change in this situation. But do not mourn my loss. Keep me alive in spirit. Men can die, they can be corrupted, bought, sold, crushed to obscurity, but an idea...that is a flame that can never be extinguished.

    re: Omega, and his purported comedic talents, I need only direct you several posts down:

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega
    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Omega

    Omega who

    Open the door you fucking retard what the **** do you mean omega who? How about I omega **** you up the ass?
    If you're the sort of person that finds "How about I Omega **** you up the ass" to be a valid punchline, either as a straightforward jokejoke or some sort of cerebral anti-joke, an ironic, untouchable bit of non-humor, then you are also the sort of person that still says "t3h d34dly d1m m4k", possibly whilst high-fiving the nearest relative, and has already seen Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. If this is the case, please shoot yourself in the head. I don't have a funny way for you to kill yourself. Just do it.
    Last edited by Boyd; 4/08/2006 3:42pm at .
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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