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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Probably not much time

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    Perhaps this is the true Anti-Grapple the _ing _uners are seeking!!

    Seriously, he looked like he was having somekind of seizure or something.

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    Reminds me of the classic "Bomber Harris" sketch from Monty Python where Graham Chapman wrestles himself.

    This is one of the inherent difficulties of trying to make "complex forms" for combat arts.

    --J.D.

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    I passed on the video to a CMA friend of mine and his interpetitation is this: Its for use is against Multiple Attackers when you need to stay low. Atleast that's what he's assuming, but we both came to the consensus that he sucks.

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    How does it help against multiple attackers... at all?

    I think your friend's explanation is inadequate and we should all just skip to the conclusion that this form has no practical application whatsoever and should be forgotten by everyone who watches it for the good of their souls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KageKaze
    Just wow. I think I can see what it suppose to be. It looks like he is grabbing arms and legs and pulling them down while covering his body from striking.

    First Reaction: Man he be fucked if some just jumped on him (or pull guard)
    Second Reaction: None of that **** is probably tested.
    Third Reaction: Wow that looks retarded.

    I will be sending this link to all my CMA friends for "making fun of" purposes.
    So says the ninja boy who brags about his collection of assassin weapons. :notworthy

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    Quote Originally Posted by a100
    I passed on the video to a CMA friend of mine and his interpetitation is this: Its for use is against Multiple Attackers when you need to stay low. Atleast that's what he's assuming, but we both came to the consensus that he sucks.
    I suppose it might be useful should one be attacked by quadriplegics. . . .

    I wish I had the courage to post--and the competency to post [He is a Mac user.--Ed.]--a video of a "lost kata" which includes "patting"--according to the practitioner--for opponents if you are blinded! Seriously.

    --J.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KempoFist
    So says the ninja boy who brags about his collection of assassin weapons. :notworthy

    Hence, if I am making fun of it, it must be THAT bad.

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    Watch closer. a lot of those moves look a lot like armbars/ breaks. There is a moment when he has one leg straightened out on the ground and the other bent under him. it looks like the beginning of a pin or arm bar. Remeinded me of a judo technique. Also, those knees striking the ground look a lot like they would be planting on the attacker's chest/ back and be used for leverage if you were locking a shoulder or something similar. It really looks like a bunch of ground fighting.
    *just becuase the arm extends doesn't mean the motion is a punch*

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    Actually you are all failing to see how cunning this style realy is!

    So you are standing at a bar checking out some guys hot babe when he comes over with three of his mates to smack the **** out of you. So you just pop out a bit of the ol'Luoxuan (spiral) boxing and vavoom
    the fur guys now feel so sorry for the retard dragging himself around the floor throwing punches at their ankles they actually leave him be, and even pass a hat around the bar to make a quick collection for you.

    Now the guys have left you aone, you got a hat with $41.20 in it and the babe gives you a sympathy ****...you guys are so last years martial art...
    he he

    Seriously, this style is for softcocks. He looked like he was trying to stir a fucking imaginary pot...************ ever comes near me with that crap, I'll smack him over the head with a chair.

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