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    If you live in Fayettenam, you shouldn't have to carry. That place is full of bored badasses wanting to kick the tar out of someone. With the 82nd, a ranger bat, two SFGs, and the JFKSWCS all on the same post I'm surprised Fayetteville has any crime at all.

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    You'd think that, wouldn't you?

    I worked as a bouncer down here for years. It's great. Really great.

    Oh and SFGOON: Thank you for your service. Guys like you never get enough credit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Kagan
    Many years ago, I bounced another kid off of a fire hydrant. Does that count as a makeshift weapon, an improvised weapon, or neither?
    Improvised. And, You're awesome.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cymro
    If you're going to go down this road, I suggests learning to use everyday objects that yuo have on your person as weapons, IE umbrella, walking stick, roll of quarters...or even things like furniture and garden tools.
    Then it's a ballpoint pen and a magazine for me, a la the Bourne movies.
    :new_all_c

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    Hey, whatever works. I onced FUBAR'd a mugger with a cup of starbuck's coffee.

    For me it's pens, a roll of quarters, my knife, an umbrella, my maglite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cymro
    Hey, whatever works. I onced FUBAR'd a mugger with a cup of starbuck's coffee.

    For me it's pens, a roll of quarters, my knife, an umbrella, my maglite.
    I often have a thermal mug with me, full of hot tea.

    I actually used a slurpee in a fight once. When he tried to turn sideways to dodge it, it caught him in the side, getting both back and front. It was awesome.
    :new_all_c

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    HOt tea works.

    A slurpee? I'd have to commit seppuku if I lost a fight to a slurpee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cymro
    Hey, whatever works. I onced FUBAR'd a mugger with a cup of starbuck's coffee.

    For me it's pens, a roll of quarters, my knife, an umbrella, my maglite.
    Oh **** man, as a native Seattlite in a bad neighborhood, I used to half-pry the lid of my morning starbucks off on my way to classes. Sometimes I'd buy a cup at the beginining of a walk just to have it as a suplement to my Glock. I never got around to using it, but you'd have to be either high as a kite or an expert mugger on a dare to mug me with all the nubile college bunnies hopping around.

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    Here, here!

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    A master lock is a perfect replacement for brass knuckles(make sure ithe ring is not too tiht on your middle finger). A toothbrush (particularly a thick handle one) is a very resilient impact weapon, same for thick tea spoon (good kubotan replacement). How about wearing steel toed shoes.

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    I had a really cool piece of steel with a sharp edge on it that I could've worn like a ring.
    But seriously, a chair.
    Or a pen.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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