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**Coyote** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 9:30am

Then I could use my chi to melt the corset.

**Tom Kagan** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 10:44am

Hmm... I wonder how Baqua lady could deal with a left handed attacker who, instead, stepped to the right.

:smile:

**GoldenJonas** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 11:27am

Originally Posted by Tom Kagan

Hmm... I wonder how Baqua lady could deal with a left handed attacker who, instead, stepped to the right.

:smile:

This imprecise/armature attack would likely result in the attacker self combusting and melting like he just looked into the arc of the covenant....

We all know that any self respecting assailant on the str33t only uses the tried and true half moon to lead straight punch (and hold for 10 seconds)...anything different disrupts the harmonious flow of chi between the aura of every living being and could result in the apocalypse........

**Beaton Yu** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 3:22pm

Originally Posted by Tom Kagan

Hmm... I wonder how Baqua lady could deal with a left handed attacker who, instead, stepped to the right.

:smile:

She would tell him to start over and attack her correctly...with very little conviction.

Either that or she'd stand there with a dumfounded look on her face while he proceeded to gut her like a fish.

**JimmyTheHutt** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 3:36pm

Originally Posted by JohnnyCache

Can she kill a yak, with mind bullets?

I am officially stealing the term "mind bullets". That is pure genius, I tell you.

Now let me clean the coffee off my monitor....

Veritas en Lux!
Jimmy The Hutt

**Das Moose** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 4:11pm

Originally Posted by Jaguar Wong

No. See, the kickboxer landed some shots that most TMAists would consider KOs (or at least that's their answer to "what would you do if you were in this guy's guard?"). I'm sure that's what he's getting at.

If this wasn't full contact, then I don't see what the point is, however...

It was full contact, and you understand correct. People who haven't sparred full contact just don't seem to get that I will happily take a few love taps if it means i get to choke you out.