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  1. Doctor X is offline
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    ARGUMENTUM AD LATINUM DICTIONAIRUM

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     Style: Argumenta ad Rem

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Bah! You have all lost to my superious skills!

    Rematch?

    Ha! You all lose again!

    [Stolen from Futurama.--Ed.]

    Shhh!

    --J. "I Would Type More, but it is Too Dangerous!" D.
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    Join us... or die
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    :beatdead:

    Sure, you all laugh at this, but you're just displaying your own ignorance of the true mystic ways of Kung-Fu. There are many techniques that (if well executed) will bring about these and sometimes even more devastating results.
    I actually founded two Kung Fu styles myself (and am grandmaster of both). The first is Wank-Lo-Fo. Allow me to share with you a few of our deadly techniques. Oh, and by the way, we don't spar because we're too deadly.

    By striking an attacker on a split hair end, I can make my Chi travel back in time to make his mother explode before he was conceived.

    By tugging hard on both his ears at four minutes past noon, I can make both of his kidneys change places.

    By punching him on the side of the , I can cause I can make the pistol he is holding melt.

    By stroking his shoulders gently I can make a donkey fall out of trhe sky and crush him.

    That is my first style. The second is called The Way of the Idle Dragon. But I really can't be bothered writing about it just now.
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     Style: Sanda, BJJ

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    I was about to flame you when suddenly I developed a sense of humor.
  4. nezha is offline

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     Style: Boxing, Wushu

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    something tells me this would not work in the ring. o thats right, there is no car to finish them off with
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    The ultimate weapon...
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     Style: wagamichi shorei kempo

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    I quit reading Black belt magazine a few years back when they had an artical saying and showing how with a broom handle, and your city kitchen full of roaches, one could turn on the light and practice tip control for sword fighting by hitting the running roaches. Apparently, Inside Kung-fu has followed suit in the lets write the most fucked up **** ever.

    At least if you buy Inside Kung-fu you dont have to read the godforsaken editorials by david lowrey I think it is. What ever.
  7. Doctor X is offline
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    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: Argumenta ad Rem

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    I get the sudden vision of a vale tudo match where a guy sudden runs over an opponent with a car. . . .

    --J.D.
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    Posted On:
    3/16/2006 2:43am


     Style: Wrestling

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    Quote Originally Posted by colonelpong
    :beatdead:

    Sure, you all laugh at this, but you're just displaying your own ignorance of the true mystic ways of Kung-Fu. There are many techniques that (if well executed) will bring about these and sometimes even more devastating results.
    I actually founded two Kung Fu styles myself (and am grandmaster of both). The first is Wank-Lo-Fo. Allow me to share with you a few of our deadly techniques. Oh, and by the way, we don't spar because we're too deadly.

    By striking an attacker on a split hair end, I can make my Chi travel back in time to make his mother explode before he was conceived.

    By tugging hard on both his ears at four minutes past noon, I can make both of his kidneys change places.

    By punching him on the side of the , I can cause I can make the pistol he is holding melt.

    By stroking his shoulders gently I can make a donkey fall out of trhe sky and crush him.

    That is my first style. The second is called The Way of the Idle Dragon. But I really can't be bothered writing about it just now.
    Please share with us your second mystic martial arts skills! I have developed my own secret technique after studying Hacidic Klingon Ninjitsu for 14 3/4 years; I call it the Ultra Death touch Cause it killz u twIce with just one touch!
  9. Coyote is offline
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     Style: Spanish Rapier/Epee/Foil

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    I can use my chi to melt a cat.
  10. Rhamma is offline

    Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品

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     Style: Okinawan Karate

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    I think it would have been a better video is the chick was wearing a leather corset, and thigh high high healed boots!:la:
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!
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