Bah! You have all lost to my superious skills!
Ha! You all lose again!
[Stolen from Futurama.--Ed.]
--J. "I Would Type More, but it is Too Dangerous!" D.
Sure, you all laugh at this, but you're just displaying your own ignorance of the true mystic ways of Kung-Fu. There are many techniques that (if well executed) will bring about these and sometimes even more devastating results.
I actually founded two Kung Fu styles myself (and am grandmaster of both). The first is Wank-Lo-Fo. Allow me to share with you a few of our deadly techniques. Oh, and by the way, we don't spar because we're too deadly.
By striking an attacker on a split hair end, I can make my Chi travel back in time to make his mother explode before he was conceived.
By tugging hard on both his ears at four minutes past noon, I can make both of his kidneys change places.
By punching him on the side of the , I can cause I can make the pistol he is holding melt.
By stroking his shoulders gently I can make a donkey fall out of trhe sky and crush him.
That is my first style. The second is called The Way of the Idle Dragon. But I really can't be bothered writing about it just now.
I was about to flame you when suddenly I developed a sense of humor.
something tells me this would not work in the ring. o thats right, there is no car to finish them off with
The ultimate weapon...
I quit reading Black belt magazine a few years back when they had an artical saying and showing how with a broom handle, and your city kitchen full of roaches, one could turn on the light and practice tip control for sword fighting by hitting the running roaches. Apparently, Inside Kung-fu has followed suit in the lets write the most fucked up **** ever.
At least if you buy Inside Kung-fu you dont have to read the godforsaken editorials by david lowrey I think it is. What ever.
I get the sudden vision of a vale tudo match where a guy sudden runs over an opponent with a car. . . .
Please share with us your second mystic martial arts skills! I have developed my own secret technique after studying Hacidic Klingon Ninjitsu for 14 3/4 years; I call it the Ultra Death touch Cause it killz u twIce with just one touch!
Originally Posted by colonelpong
I can use my chi to melt a cat.
Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品
I think it would have been a better video is the chick was wearing a leather corset, and thigh high high healed boots!:la:
People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
I see the gravity, and I say...
Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!
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