Pure, Unadulterated Bullshido

**Jebuyaga** · Posted On: 3/15/2006 5:16pm

Seems that the basic premises of most modern day TMA (read: bullshidofied MA) are:

1 - Attackers are lobotomised.

2 - They are made out of porcelain.

3 - Practicioner is superman.

With these in effect, I don't see the problem...

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 3/15/2006 5:40pm

Don't forget

4) Can only move one limb per attack.

**TKD Black Belt** · Posted On: 3/15/2006 5:44pm

I'm concerned about the general lack of defnse against the said rhinoceros (or is it rhinoceri). I think the worst part is that someone somewhere who knows nothing about SD will use that technique expecting it to work.

I'd say most bullshid-afied TMA requires you to either be superman or add flares like a magician at a 10 year old's birthday party.

TKD

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 3/15/2006 6:05pm

That's weak. My master taught me to just explode the guy's face with a kick to his shin the second he looks at me.

**Lu Tze** · Posted On: 3/15/2006 6:09pm

So wait, towards the end this guy has been knocked unconcious and had his heart and lungs rendered none functional, and yet this girl still thought it was nescasary to break his arm and shatter his knee?

What a fucking bitch.

**TehDeadlyDimMak** · Posted On: 3/15/2006 6:50pm

Originally Posted by Das Moose

Jesus some of these people really need to spar.

I was grappling against a kickboxer today, at one point ended up on my back while grabbing his right arm and he was standing, he punched me repeatedly with his left in the face. Most TMA guys seem to think this would have KO'd me. It just helped me get the triangle, and didn't hurt me at all.

Some people really need a reality check.

kickboxing is considered a TMA?

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 3/15/2006 7:07pm

Originally Posted by Lu Tze

So wait, towards the end this guy has been knocked unconcious and had his heart and lungs rendered none functional, and yet this girl still thought it was nescasary to break his arm and shatter his knee?

What a fucking bitch.

It's a coup de grace for when he comes back from the dead due to magic powers/mutant DNA/viral infection.

Can't be TOO careful.

**Jaguar Wong** · Posted On: 3/15/2006 7:38pm

Originally Posted by TehDeadlyDimMak

kickboxing is considered a TMA?

No. See, the kickboxer landed some shots that most TMAists would consider KOs (or at least that's their answer to "what would you do if you were in this guy's guard?"). I'm sure that's what he's getting at.

If this wasn't full contact, then I don't see what the point is, however...