North Korean ITF Taekwon-do Demostration

**Hammer Fist** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 9:34am

Originally Posted by JohnnyCache

Imagine the poor sonofabitch that is the NK TKD coach.

He's in the position of being personably liable to a drooling pyscho if he can't get the "national art" to perform.

That poor, poor bastard.

This is propoganda aimed at scaring Western governments out of messing with NK!

But seriously . . . I was in a bar the other night and there was this pile of guys that formed a human pyramid - cheerleader style - in front of me so I couldn't get at their friend. Man, I hope these guys will allow a round-eye like me in on their secrets. Had I seen this video prior to my encounter with the stucture of communist vengence, I would have been able to go AROUND the pyramid by breaking all the wood furniture and masonry in the way (furniture and structure weakened by a Jenny Craig pub crawl earlier in the night). ****, I'd like to give up all my worldly possessions and move to that barren NK wasteland to train TKD and cheerleading choreography.

*** Disclaimer - I admit that I can't jump over pile of people, so props to them for combining martial arts with track and field and cheerleading. Major props.

**Grashnak** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 9:53am

Originally Posted by Hwaorang

North Korean team demostration in South Korea.

This one is invaluable in case you are ever attacked by a cirque de soleil team that aggressively forms a human pyramid.

I don't think muay thai has the anti-pyramid.

**Lu Tze** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 10:04am

Originally Posted by Hammer Fist

This is propoganda aimed at scaring Western governments out of messing with NK!

Is it?

Why haven't we invaded yet?

Edit: Wait, I remember. It's because of this isn't it.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 10:26am

Originally Posted by Lu Tze

I'm embaressed for you Der, you shouldn't have to share an acronymn with these guys.

Thank you.

All the same, I'd take those guys at my back in a fight than the South Korean WTF demo team, though there was that one hot chick on the team who's name I forget.

As for NK itself...this says it all::brave:

www.xanga.com/linkorea

www.linkglobal.org

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 10:27am

Originally Posted by JohnnyCache

Imagine the poor sonofabitch that is the NK TKD coach.

He's in the position of being personably liable to a drooling pyscho if he can't get the "national art" to perform.

That poor, poor bastard.

Don't buy too deep into the propoganda.

The Jonger is a lot smarter than everyone thinks. A whacko sadist eccentric, for sure, but not the fool Saddam Hussein is.

**EternalRage** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 5:02pm

I think their little curtsy bows where they have their hands out to the side is cute. Like 9 yr old school girls prancing around in white pajamas curtsying at the adults. whatever happened to strict japanese im-gonna-rape-the-****-out-of-your-country hands at the side yes-ill-have-another-thank-you-sir bowing

**ehuber** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 5:41pm

Made me think of dragon ball z actually.

**mcf** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 5:52pm

Those guys look too well-fed to be North Koreans

**feedback** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 6:17pm

I've got a video of a DPRK guy in a competition against a SK guy that's got some pretty good action in it. I can upload it later if anybody wants to see it.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 8:17pm

Originally Posted by mcf

Those guys look too well-fed to be North Koreans

Certain elements who prove viable to the State are given the best the party can offer.

For example, NK SpecOps are usually much better fed compared to NK infantry....especially since they have to be able to blend in with the SK population...