my aikido experience

**Orkflesh** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 8:25pm

my rants are intuitive and non grammatical because thats the way combat should be, unstructured direct from the soul, i wont be enslaved to a 'mcdojo' or 'mcgrammatical syntactical structure'

:car24:

i drive a pontiac.

**Teh El Macho** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 8:28pm

Jesus Christ!!! I was going to read that but then my brain had a "blue screen of death." :5nuclear: :5nuclear: :5nuclear: :5nuclear: :5nuclear: :5nuclear:

Dude!!! You suck ass!!!! Are you aware that our forefathers invented the comma (the little thing that looks like this , ) and the period (the other little thing that looks like this . ) ???

According to the legends of old, the mighty period and comma would break all but the most horrendous gibberish into discrete little pieces (just like karateka break bricks, ice blocks and hard solid **** thingies). The chi in the period and comma is quite powerfull grasshopah!!!

Also, on the right side of the keyboard, above the shift key and next to the quotation mark (the two little scratches up there), there is a key labeled 'enter'. If you press it, it increases the powah of the period and comma. It kinda works like this:

see

this

is

how

the

'enter'

key

works.

Please, please, please, pretty please dude, try to use some basic techniques from Enter-Period-Comma-Ryu next time.

**Orkflesh** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 9:08pm

i dont do kata with my body why would i do it with words? seems to be allot of folks on this board who are enslaved to the classical mess pity really. meaning is relevant, structure is for people who cant grasp the deeper aspects of things and need to have an abstracted framework to help them through, tragically its quite tragic

**Porrig** · Posted On: 3/10/2006 1:25am

Son, you're an immature little prick. You obviously went to that dojo with the sole purpose of having a rip at it, writing an unstructured string of vomit that you try to pass off as some sort of in-depth critique.

Learning to write properly has nothing to do with "enslaved to the classical mess". It's a simple sign of basic clear thinking and intelligence - both of which you lack in abundance.

Grow the **** up.

**Ginja Ninja** · Posted On: 3/10/2006 2:06am

Well I liked it. I was going to skip it because of the daunting block of text, but it was well written and I'm glad I stuck it out. I have to go and lie down now though.

And so what if he went there with the intention of ripping on them? If Omega or someone else who nuts we hug wrote that we'd be singing his praises and scrabbling for his attention. I thought it was a funny read and really set the tone well.

But for the love of all that is holy, paragraphs, please! Saying you don't need to use proper formatting in your writing is like the Aikido guys you hate so much saying they don't need resistance in training...

**Orkflesh** · Posted On: 3/10/2006 4:53pm

Originally Posted by Porrig

Son, you're an immature little prick. You obviously went to that dojo with the sole purpose of having a rip at it, writing an unstructured string of vomit that you try to pass off as some sort of in-depth critique.

Learning to write properly has nothing to do with "enslaved to the classical mess". It's a simple sign of basic clear thinking and intelligence - both of which you lack in abundance.

Grow the **** up.

why would i want to think clearly thats how you get things like the classical mess to which you are enslaved, ahah stupid...anyways perhaps i just conjured up a random story just so you could get pissy about it.

***jnp*** · Posted On: 3/10/2006 5:09pm

Originally Posted by Orkflesh

seems to be allot of folks on this board who are enslaved to the classical mess pity really. meaning is relevant, structure is for people who cant grasp the deeper aspects of things and need to have an abstracted framework to help them through, tragically its quite tragic

I am enslaved to my still functioning eyesight. However, if more people posted like you, I feel many of us would be emancipated from having good vision.

**Porrig** · Posted On: 3/10/2006 5:29pm

Originally Posted by Orkflesh

why would i want to think clearly thats how you get things like the classical mess to which you are enslaved, ahah stupid...anyways perhaps i just conjured up a random story just so you could get pissy about it.

Perhaps you did. Who gives a ****?

**Orkflesh** · Posted On: 3/10/2006 5:35pm

Originally Posted by Porrig

Perhaps you did. Who gives a ****?

you do, or else you wouldn't have replied......

**Doctor X** · Posted On: 3/10/2006 7:00pm

Failure to use standard English--be it the Queen's or the King's--which would make "nuculer" a word--demonstrates a singular immaturity coupled with a lack of respect for the Readership.

Ignorance is never a virtue.

--J.D.